#evil minion

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

killing is a lot of work for a faithful servant like me

[totally-cis-offical]

My evil minion: “Piss on the poor? I thought you said piss off the poor.

…

So the angry mob was not part of the plan”

[midnightimaging]

And your little dog, too

[deltarouxne-official]

Oh, Woe is Me! For I amst too Hotte and Beautifule NOT to have a Proper Employmente! If only there werest, an Evil Bosse of sorts in this Strange Lande, who art Lookinge for the most Primadonnaful Paramoure! And if Onlye there were someone with Medieval Charme and Unmatchede Calligraphy Skills available for that High Rankinge Position! Anyone here want to liketh, DMst me for Detailse? (Thoust can spare the Efforte. I've already hiredth mineself.)

Mine Job Qualifications includest:

1. Hotte

2. Can cooketh (mostly Worm-Basede Dishes)

3. Has Fan-Girlse of Variouse Genderse all overth the Lande

4. Can writeth Love Poetry about Mineself, for Thou

5. Hotte

6. Knowst Fashion and Makeup

7. (CENSORED)

8. Skilled keeper of Bugs and Cages, and Bugged Cages

9. Hotte

10. Please please please it will make thoust life Coolere

Anyone? Pleaseth? Mine DMse art like, Overflowinge with Employerse, thou shalt misseth thine chance soon!!!

[highwizardjamthejovial]

CALLING ALL EVIL MINIONS! I am looking to hire about a handful of evil minions all species are accepted as long as you can fit through the entrance to my tower, I cannot give pay or wizard collage credit but I can give a place to sleep, free forbidden spell lessons in case you wanted to learn "transmute hetero to yuri" and a wonderful community here in the tower.

[satriaproto]

I always remember that part of Despicable Me 2 where the evil minions are eating a palm tree, and one of them was still dressed as a maid

[lowlevelkoboldadventures]

Made my first "Evil Minion"

Named it "Evil Laundry Minion." It does laundry. >=3c

[Image ID: image of a 3d sculpted minion. It has one eye, blue skin, a circle shaped open mouth, strange splayed feet, and is wearing a robe too large for it. The robes sleeves hang down to its ankles, hiding the hands within, and the second photo shows the length of the robe that's too long trailing behind it]

[pentagrimmm]

Meet witches assistant cookie. My devious little evil hech-cookie to an exiled witch. I love them she's so peak, been thinking of him so much.