#evil minions

[art-of-the-twistedstitcher]

I love these Lil guys.

[satriaproto]

I always remember that part of Despicable Me 2 where the evil minions are eating a palm tree, and one of them was still dressed as a maid

[chaotic-would-you-rathers]

Would You Rather...

A: Have everything you ever post or do online go viral (for example you will always run into famous streamers etc playing online games, every post you make blows up, etc) for the rest of your life

B: Have groups of 2-20 evil lackeys show up to proclaim loyalty to you on the third of every month, you cannot turn them down, and they will enthusiastically attempt to carry out whatever they deem your 'evil plans' to be and organise some sort of dress code fitting some kind of theme they attach to you. There is a 10% chance for each appearing lackey that they will be one from media you have consumed. This happens for the rest of your life.

C: Have your life become a sitcom for some higher beings, meaning that things always go back to normal at the end of each 'episode', and you are perpetually stuck in the same stage of your life and age until the sitcom ends (which will be after 5-30 years) even though time will still advance, additionally while everyone will still remember previous events, things will always eventually go back to the 'status quo' as of when you select this option, regardless of your will. (So your relationships will end up returning to their current state, as with employment, living situation, etc) until the sitcom ends. However, you will be paid £30/hour for the duration of the sitcom, given to you in weekly installments over 10 years after it ends.

Would You Rather...

A

B

C

Voting ended onMay 29, 2025

[flutelynights]

In speaking of the despicable me franchise, I never think about it until I see one of them trailers and then all hell breaks loose. It’s all I think about. As I lay me down to sleep and I close my little eyes I see a flash of black, gray, and yellow. I awake in The Land of Nod and overalls and evil engulfs me. What have I done to be imprisoned by visions? I don’t even speak the minion language. But Lord help me if I ever buy despicable me merchandise, and Lord help the directors if they refuse to make another movie.

[saffitaffi]

Just a ref sheet for my lil rozettes 🥰

[metalphoenix]

Marvel’s Evil Orgs

Ok there are so many evil organizations within the MCU. HYRDA, Red Room, The Hand, AIM, The Ten Rings, Life Foundation etc. Do you think they ever run into each other? Do they know the others exist? Are they friendly because they are all trying for world domination or do they hate each other because they are all trying for world domination? Do they have to take into consideration each others evil schemes in their own evil schemes? Do the minions interact? Do they have some sort of “Evil Minion Groups Chat?” Have the leaders of all of them gotten together? Do they know each other? IDK man so many questions. I want to know their dynamics now.    

[the-gershomite]

Invader Zim

[emberwritesinsight]

Large organizations of evil minions should have work songs, I feel like it'd raise morale.