#evillious incorrect quotes

[lauri-rosehearts]

Kayo: I always say just “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it were a good morning, I wouldn’t be widow or a bereaved mother

[gece-misin-nesin]

[lauri-rosehearts]

Lilien: Yo, so I’m in love with Lukana, but don’t tell anyone.

Mikulia: okayyyy!!

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Mikulia: Lilien is in love with Lukana but keep it a secret!

Maylis: very well

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Maylis: my dear SIL, Lilien is in love with Lukana but don’t tell anyone else

Yufina: is that so?

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Yufina: I heard Lilien is in love with Lukana. Don’t tell anyone I told you

Gumina:…I thought that was obvious but ok?

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Gumina: Lukana, Lilien is in love with you

Lukana: oh?

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Lukana: Lilien, I love you too

Lilien: huh?

[lauri-rosehearts]

Mikulia: oh you know what else is thick? YOUR MOM’S CHIN

Gumina: I no longer have a mom

Mikulia: yeah…I meant your mom’s…skin

Gumina: I still don’t have a mom

Lukana: quit saying mom

Mikulia: I meant..your fun twin

Gumina: I don’t have any siblings either

Mikulia: DARN IT! I meant-

Lukana: Mikulia, please just stop…

[gece-misin-nesin]

Alternate version of my previous post:

Eve: I think Seth was right.

Adam: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Gammon: I'm going to play Devil's advocate and say he won't do that.

Seth: You're right, Gammon. Surprisingly, for once in your life, you're 100% right! I would never say such a thing.

Seth: *turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Seth Told You So' on the back*

[gece-misin-nesin]

The Court Ending People:

Maria: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Nyoze: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Maria: Three of us saw it, Nyoze. How do you explain that?

Nyoze: *points at Adam* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gammon* Paranoia. *points at Eve* Delusional personality disorder.

[gece-misin-nesin]

*In the Graveyard*

Pollo: *Screams*

Arte: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Eater: Should we do something?

Banica, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. Lich, get me the popcorn with livers in it. And don’t forget to put extra salt.

Lich, nodding: Of course, my lady.

*In the Theater*

Gammon: Has something happened? Should we help Arte and Pollo?

Ma, wearing earmuffs because this has happened for the fourth time this week and her ears are bleeding: Let them fucking rot.

[gece-misin-nesin]

Miroku Loop Octopus: My head hurts.

Maria: That's your brain trying to comprehend your own stupidity.