#evilspcwn

[shexshepherd]

@ (evilspcwn)

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           “I’d offer you a drink,                       but I drank it all  last night.”

[seriouslytorres]

✩ (from Thomas )

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Callie, probably.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Both.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Neither.Who trashes the house? Neither.Do either of them get physical? No.How often do they argue/disagree? Callie is painfully stubborn, and she tends to pick fights when she’s in a bad mood.Who is the first to apologise? Callie usually, bc generally she’s the one who started it.

Sex:

Who is on top? They switch off.Who is on the bottom? ^^^Who has the strangest desires? I like to think that they’d both get a little freaky.Any kinks? ^^^^^ Who’s dominant in bed? Mmmmm, Thomas.Is head ever in the equation? Of course it is. If so, who is better at performing it? Both are extremely talented.Ever had sex in public? No, I don’t think so.Who moans the most? Callie.Who leaves the most marks? I like to think that Thomas would lol.Who screams the loudest? Callie, for sure.Who is the more experienced of the two? I really have no idea. I want to say Callie, but who knows...Thomas is working that single dad angle. Plus he’s hot.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? A little bit of both.Rough or soft? Probably starts off a little rough then turns into something a little more gentle -- or the opposite.How long do they usually last? Until they’re both completely satisfied. If Callie’s whole body isn’t shaking, I don’t think he’s done.Is protection used? Mmmhm. Although sometimes things happen and OOPS.Does it ever get boring? Not at all.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Someplace in the hospital.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Both came into the relationship with a child of their own.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Two (:Who is the favorite parent? I think each kid is kind of partial to their own parent.Who is the authoritative parent? Doesn’t matter who’s scolding, both kids will listen to whoever it is. They’re both, kind of.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Callie.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Both do lol.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BothWho goes to parent teacher interviews? Both.Who changes the diapers? Thomas does more often, even when Callie plans on it. And she’ll just watch with this goofy smile on her face bc he’s perfect.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Callie.Who spends the most time with the children? They both try and spend as much time with the kids as possible.Who packs their lunch boxes? They like to pack their lunches together the night before.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Both tackle their own kid.Who cleans up after the kids? They’ll clean up together.Who worries the most? Thomas, even though he doesn’t admit it.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? It’s honestly up in the air.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Callie is a giant cuddle bug.Who is the little spoon? Callie.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Thomas.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?  They both have a tough time keeping their hands to themselves.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? A pretty long time.Who gives the most kisses? They kiss as much as they can.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Hanging out with the kids -- doesn’t matter what they’re doing, but if it’s something that makes them feel like a family...they love it.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? couch, bedroom.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Thomas.How often do they get time to themselves? With two kids, not as much as they’d like. But they still manage to make it work for them.

Sleeping:

Who snores? I think Thomas would be a snorer. I don’t know why.If both do, who snores the loudest? ----Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They share a bed.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Always trying to cozy up next to each other, although sometimes one of the kids climbs into bed with them.Who talks in their sleep? Callie.What do they wear to bed? Nothing fancy. Whatever they manage to put on at the end of the day is good enough for the both of them.Are either of your muses insomniacs? I think Thomas might have trouble sleeping sometimes.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? I don’t think so.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? They kind of just tangle themselves up in one another.Who wakes up with bed hair? they both wake up with their hair sticking out in a bunch of different directions. Who wakes up first? Thomas.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Thomas and the kids.What is their favourite sleeping position? Callie loves to pass out with his arms around her.Who hogs the sheets? Callie.Do they set an alarm each night? Yes.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Nope.Who has nightmares? Thomas, sometimes.Who has ridiculous dreams? They both have some weird dreams sometimes.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Callie is a bed hog.Who makes the bed? They both like to do it together.What time is bed time? Whenever their eyes shut.Any routines/rituals before bed? They like to put the kids down and get ready for bed themselves. then they hang out for a while, usually talking about their days until they just kind of pass out.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Callie.

Work:

Who is the busiest? They’re both super busy.Who rakes in the highest income? Callie.Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope.Who takes the most sick days? They usually only ever use their sick days when one of the kids is sick. When that happens, they switch off -- unless they’re the one sick. then it’d be callie bc she is a baby.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Both are super punctual.Who sucks up to their boss? Neither.What are their jobs? Neurosurgeon and orthopedic surgeon.Who stresses the most? Callie.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They love it.Are your muses financially stable? Yes.

Home:

Who does the washing? Thomas, out of habit.Who takes out the trash? The kids are old enough to make sure that shit gets done.Who does the ironing? No one irons.Who does the cooking? They like to cook together.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Neither.Who is messier? Callie.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? The kids, no matter how much Thomas and Callie tell them not to.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Callie.Who forgets to flush the toilet? Neither.Who is the prankster around the house? Thomas.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Callie.Who mows the lawn? thomas.Who answers the telephone? Thomas, usually. I don’t know why but I just think he would make it a point to lol.Who does the vacuuming? CallieWho does the groceries? thomas.Who takes the longest to shower? Callie.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Callie.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Definitely not.How many cars do they own? Three.Do they own their home or do they rent? They own their house.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coast.Do they live in the city or in the country? Close enough to the hospital so that their commute isn’t insane, but far enough from the city that they can actually live the suburb life.Do they enjoy their surroundings? They love their surroundings.What’s their song? The Only Exception by ParamoreWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Send each other a lot of silly pictures, sexy texts, and long ass phone calls.Where did they first meet? Probably the hospital.How did they first meet? They probably had a case together.Who spends the most money when out shopping? CallieWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Thomas. He laughs harder when Callie glares at him.Any mental issues? I think they’re both okay. Obvs the loss of Sebastian’s mom probably took a toll on him (even if she left him and everything) but overall...I think they’re doing alright.Who’s terrified of bugs? Callie.Who kills the spiders around the house? Callie tries to get Thomas to, but a lot of the time the spider goes unkilled. And then she spends a good amount of time trying to convince him that they have to move.Their favourite place? They love visiting Hanover and Miami to see both of their families.Who pays the bills? they both do.Do they have any fears for their future? no, not at all. for the first time in a long time, Callie is completely sure that he’s the one for her. she loves their family, the life that they’ve built together -- it’s all so perfect.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Thomas.Who uses up all of the hot water? Callie.Who’s the tallest? Thomas, no matter how hard Callie tries to be.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? they both like to surprise the other with random shower visits.Who wanders around in their underwear? Thomas does and then tries to tell Callie to stop looking at his ass -- so she does it right back.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Callie does.What do they tease each other about? Thomas likes to remind Callie that he is human and not a sandwich, and that she should probably stop staring at him like he’s a piece of meat. Callie calls him out on his corny dad jokes, even though they always make her laugh. Whenever Sebastian or Sofia are being stubborn, both of them will be like ‘I wonder where they got THAT from...’ Callie also teases Thomas for hiding all the good snacks in their room, even though she’s secretly happy that he does.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Callie.Do they have mutual friends? Yeah, they hang around with a lot of the same people from work.Who crushed first? Callie.Any alcohol or substance related problems? I don’t think so.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? If there’s someone watching the kids, both will totally take full advantage of this and walk through that door stumbling and giggling and shushing each other.Who swears the most? It’s up in the air.

[thelonerjo]

( @evilspcwn ; pregnant!jo ) 

Jo laid back on their bed, anxiously waiting for Alex to get home. To say she was a nervous wreck would be quite the understatement; her initial anxiety had grown throughout the day -- ever since this morning when Callie had confirmed the unexpected. The girl chewed on her bottom lip as she stared down at the magazine on her lap and quickly sat up as soon as she heard the keys enter the lock. ❝ Hey, ❞ she greeted him with a wavering smile as soon as he walked in. ❝ Can we talk for a second? ❞ She let out a sigh and set the magazine aside, almost wishing she’d be able to take the question back.

[seriouslytorres]

Evilspcwn

Send me a url and I’ll write some positivity for it.

so we have written together for quite a while now, actually. no matter the muse, I’ve absolutely loved the threads that we have had together. she is another mun who has so many incredible ideas – seriously, I love it when she tells me different ideas/hc’s. I’m in awe at the amount of muse that she has for so many different characters, and I love the way she writes literally all of them. she is just adorable and I enjoy her existence a lot, okay??

[delaneykarev]

                 “this is just SAD.” delaney motions to the overflowing pot of boiling water.                   “i was  t r y i n g  to make pasta, but as you can see, i failed miserably.”

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