#ew kitty

[salt-apple-moved]

introducing the laurelsworld neighbors!! they were mostly for funsies :P i like how they turned out tho!!!

extra info:

kitty and yanny r dating, and pam and kitty are exes. jasmine has a crush on pam. this is purposely a little complex

also jasmine may be kept as my own in favor of a different neighbor bc i may swap jeanette out for coco :P we'll see!

[kurtty-drabbles]

“She had one orgy and was part of several threesomes.” (any au) ~w~

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @bamfoftheundead

(Based on that image of EW Kitty ready to seduce someone. OC used here and this is before meeting EW Kurt)

"Oh, Gabriel, you´re indeed a lifesaver" the first necromancer speaks in awe as she was looking for this book with utmost urgency and Gabriel, the kind librarian help the necromancer quickly. The man has a beard to shave and offers a smile at the woman.

"I´m just doing my job, but, since we´re here for 4 hours in search of this book, can I ask something?" he asked and Kitty nods "Are you really planing in doing an orgy?"

And the first necromancer´s lisp quiver in a smile as she shakes her head and explains herself. "What you would feel if you meet the titular character of a book? Or if said titular character shows ups here, oh, I think the said character would want to see works that were inspired by her"

Gabriel frowns for a moment. "Titular character? Lady, the protagonist of that book is the first necromancer, a woman who is older enough to be everyone´s grandmother, and you´re far, far too young to be the first necromancer"

"That´s very sweet, how old you think am I?"

"24 at most" and Kitty chuckles saying how Gabriel is cute and then she opens her robes revealing herself with her typical dark dress many people can easily identify with the first necromancer. "Sweetie, I´m 5.000 years...I´m older" and she offers a sultry smile. "And as I said, what you would do if the titular character shows up to you?"

A few years later, the evil necromancer is looking for a book in this library and Gabriel gave the book to Kurt with such happy and fond expression that almost prompts Kurt to ask why so happy. Almost.

[salt-apple-moved]

two sets of ocs, two edits... same screenshot? blue is a madman!

well. uh in any case. @binbunbaka's lulu is in the disworld edit, in the picture frame!

and i haven't properly introduced the second set of ocs, so allow me in a seperate post!! i have refs for em but not for the fourth member of their group!!

[salt-apple-moved]

yanny and kitty from the aggie! i swear i'll properly introduce them soon!!

[kurtty-drabbles]

EW Kitty au (smut)

N/A: Well, he has a mommy kink so why not explore it?

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @sailorstar9 @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

Kitty´s lingerie

Satin sheets are touching his naked form, an indigo fur is clashing against the red satin sheet as the man is reeling as a feminine finger, with the nails painted in red, is travelling his form. Until, of course, it stops in one place. The naval of Kurt Wagner.

The woman is wearing black lingerie and has mirth on her lips, that morphs to teasing as she notices more and more of his body. "What naughty boy you are, Kurt" she chided him in a motherly tone making a proficient difference between man and woman be very visible.

"Katzchen" Kurt whines and Kitty give him a pointy look and Kurt, the fearsome necromancer corrects himself "mutti, please, I need you" there´s desperation and need in his tone.

Kitty looks at him for a moment and replies sternly. "As I said, you´ve been a bad boy, a really nought one, so, no reward for you, until you get rid of the problem" Kitty points to his erection and Kurt, can only pout indignantly but cater to her orders. "no tail, Kurt, I want to see you using your hands" and she adds in a more softer tone "I´ve always thought your hands are beautiful" and that´s enough to make the pout vanish from his face.

"Anything for you" Kurt declares as his hand goes to his erection pumping himself up and down, in a frenzy as his golden eyes never leave her doe ones. She keeps talking, in German, for him to continue, until his seed smirs on her face.

Kitty is not mad, in fact, she takes the time to taste the seed and is very much pleased by the taste. "You taste really good" Kitty then adds as the man is impatient "now that you got your punishment, I can give your reward, you´re my good boy again" and concludes with this question. "Wanna help mutti  take her this off?"

Kurt didn´t need any more words, in English or in German, as now Kitty is under him and the man is quick to tear her lingerie apart, along with promises to buy a new one.

"Let me show you" he speaks between kisses "how much I love and need you, Katzchen" he promises as the role play continues with Kurt being as close to Kitty Pryde, his Katzchen and the epitome of good caring mother in the most carnal way possible.

As the sun rises again, Kitty is sleeping on his chest, Kurt is wake thanks to eternity, the man wakes up earlier, but, does not dare to move. Kitty slowly opens her eyes and yawn just like a cat. "Hey, good morning," she said and Kurt gives good morning and kissed her back."Guten tag, Katzchen"

"So" she trails off shyly now "did you like it?"

"You even had to ask? Yes, that´s was one of my best nights ever" Kurt exclaimed with his tail waving around and touching her, showing that, yes, the elf really did enjoy last night. "Can we do it again?"

Kitty yawns again. "Sure elf, not all night, but, I don´t see why we can´t do that again" she is still on his chest and mutters how his fur is so soft.

"Is something called shampoo" he jokes and then adds "look, about your blood kink, we can try this week" now, Kitty rose from her position to meet his golden eyes with surprise "I´m serious, you did that for me, and I really want to do something for you"

"Then, I´ll hold on your word, elf" Kitty states kissing his nose, and going back to his chest, "I really love your fur"

"Thank you, as I said, I wear shampoo"

[kurtty-drabbles]

EW Kitty au (the diary)

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @sailorstar9 @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

N/A: Based on a prompt I did. EW Kurt is really kinky.

In a cold Tuesday, Kitty decides to take her students and her son to the Maerra, a Caribbean island that is far away from their home, but, teleportation spells are real and portals are too and Lockheed can be big enough to carry them to the new place, of course, Kitty prefers to use a safer transportation.

And Charlie notices how her mother is with her trademark smile, a plot is in the make and Charlie is unsure of what to do now, Jia and Magik are happier for be travelling in a dragon. And their excitement continues as they are walking in the marketing of Maerra and see the wonders.

Suddenly, they bump into Talia and her father, who judging by the groceries shops in her hand; they were spending some time in the famous markets of Maerra. Charlie notices her mother´s expression and her plot will happen any minute now. “Hello, Talia, hello, Kurt” she greets and Charlie, Jia and Magik did the same. (Although, Jia is not being very polite, understandable as she does not like Kurt at all) “me and the kids we're hoping to buy supplies and to teach a certain someone” Kitty, Jia and Yana points at Charlie amused “how to cook, the poor man does not know how to make a cake”

Talia laughs. “What? Really?!” she chortles at his expression. “The markets have street fairs teaching how to cook” Talia speaks in a sense of suggestion.

“Really? Could you take this man there?” Charlie has no means to say no as Talia is guiding Charlie to the street fair and Yana and Jia are getting the plot and follow them, leaving only Kurt and Kitty alone, he, like her beloved son, didn´t get the plot.

“I did that so we could be alone and that man should know how to cook” Kitty explained amused and resist to call Kurt child, well, this would fit the thematic of their conversation. Kurt now has a malicious smile, but, Kitty put a finger on his lips.

“I´m here because I want to talk with you and retrieve something that belongs to you” she explained taking out of her bag a notebook that has seen a better day, however, even the weary and decay cover does not stop Kurt to realize what it is and his blood turns cold.

“HOW?!” he asked almost feral and it gains the attention of the others, Kitty suggests them to go to their house, and yes, she knows he has a house here.

Arriving in his house, she explains that nice folks, “no, I won´t give their names”, paid her to get rid of ghosts living in their house, that used to belong to Kurt, and the ghosts are grateful enough that they send a gift to her. “Your diary”

“One” Kurt starts speaking loud but with no bite “is a journal and …did you read it?” Kitty nods and explain is the only way to know if it is really Kurt´s to retrieve it. Kurt frowns, but, Kitty assures him she only read the first page that has his name and nothing else.

“Now, you know my secret? A secret I buried deep into my soul” Kurt speaks too dramatically for Kitty´s taste and she explained once again she only read one page that has his name and nothing else. “A secret that no one can ever know”

Kitty rolls her eyes. “Oh, please, you have mommy kink, I don´t need a diary to know that, I´ve got eyes, elf, asking my son to share tales of his childhood, saying you don´t want to be a bad boy, looking an awestruck every time I mother my own son or my students, really, I didn´t read the diary nor I ever need to” she confessed.

“Aren´t you freak out? I have…this kinky for as long I can remember” Kurt speaks now confused.

“And I have blood kinky, elf, yet, you don´t see me being extra in the streets about that    “ she quipped back. “I´m here because I want to talk about this” she starts and Kurt is expecting the worse.

“I see, you think my kinky is a disease and I need therapy, trust me I tried, but, it never went away, my birth mother and foster mother were horrible and my analytic believes that´s the reason for my kink” Kurt explained deeply.

Kitty blinks. “You got to analytic? That´s wonderful, and stop being a dramatic elf, didn´t I just confess I have blood kink? No one here will be kink shame and if you want to act on your kink with me…is fine” Kitty speaks and Kurt is sure he´s dead and this is heaven “of course, we need to talk about boundaries and what´s comfortable for both of us”

“Why Am I surprised? And happy, but, surprised nonetheless?” Kurt asked this more to himself than anything. “Because you´re the worst detective ever, trying being subtle with you does not work” Kitty confess and Kurt can´t deny.

[kurtty-drabbles]

EW Kitty au (aftermatch)

N/A: The aftermath of the attack on Genosha.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @sailorstar9 @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

The weather is nice, not too humid, not too cold and it was a perfect day to go back to daily routine and forget about the problem of Magneto being murder in front of the entire population, in fact, the population does not like the persona of Magneto, but, Magneto´s persona is their support.

Queen Wanda is ruling the Genosha and is taking a deep breath to mentally prepare herself for the daunting task, the rest of Lance´s army will be punished as well, but, Pietro and Lorna throw the suggestion to offer mercy to some soldiers and implanted them in the country.

“Mother, Genosha was found by mercenaries, wouldn´t be a bit hypocrite if we didn´t offer a chance?” Talia replies and adds swiftly “of course, if we give a chance they must earn our trust, and they would be under the collar to cancel their powers”

“Do we have more of those collars?” Wanda asked in deep mode. “Well,” Lorna pipes in calmly “the Lady Necromancer can build more of those collars and her son as well, so, I say we can have as much of supply we need, actually, it was her son and their cute and strange students that created the seals immobilizing and preventing the others to use their powers”

Wanda nods “Very well, in that case, I´ll let you, my sister, to choose who should be given a second chance, and you, my brother, are you ready to make the rebuild?” the question was given an answer right away as Pietro explains his ideas to upgrade the security system, in his words, Magneto was too confident in his name only to think in a proper security.

Then Pietro asked something that caught Talia of the guard. “Charlie is Lance´s son, my niece, do you think Charlie will try to free his own father?”

Talia raises her eye brown and closes her hands together. “I´d not see any reason for that as he was ready to kill him, I know you´re making assumptions about Charlie, after all, those are the same assumptions I dealt when my father does something, but, no, Charlie won´t interfere in the judgment”

Magda is on the room, but, she has no voice as finding out how she has no powers and get everything in life by lying is not something to admire it.

Jia and Yana are enjoying receiving praises for their work, and all people in Genosha seems to understand who Kitty truly is and have admiration, respect and fear that mimic the same sentiment in regards Kurt, the evil necromancer. The X-men are always well like by Genosha, but, today the spotlight.

Charlie receives some adoring glares, but, his mind is far fetched to notice, to the point that when the princess of Genosha sits next to him the only way to notice her presence is when she punches his arm lightly. “Talia?!”

“Hi, Charlie, aren´t you going to toss one of those lame pick up lines?” she said in a joking fashion, then, her expression changes. “So, Lance was the Sperm donor” she trails off and Charlie responds by saying this. “I won´t go save him”

Talia nods saying she knew that much. Her golden eyes travel to Kurt talking with Kitty about whatever it is as now Talia talks again. “I get it, my father is evil too, don´t look at me like that, I´m not dumb, I know he likes to cast curses or help evil wizards to do evil things…and sometimes, I think, I could ignore him…I could say he´s not my father and only the sperm donor” she stops.

Charlie is far too curious now. “and why you didn´t?”

Talia sighs dejectedly. “Because as much he´s evil, he´s my father and I don´t want to lose him, I´m sorry your father wasn´t a real father to you…but, I´d not blame any of this” her eyes travel to the destruction caused, while Pietro is serious in the rebuild, not even Quicksilver will fix this so quickly. “this is Avalanche´s fault, not yours, so…don´t go thinking you´re an evil person or I´ll beat your shoulder again, druid”

“I´m also a necromancer and I venture with spirits and death” Charlie explained amused.

“So what?” and she jokily punches his arm again.

Kitty is pleased with the scene. Kurt is too pleased, and then a question is made. “Kurt, do you have any problem with their relationship?” and Kurt looks at her with such puppy eyes(somehow, it makes Kitty think of a small child wanting a treat, when Charlie was young he often used that tactic. Puppy eyes) and speak. “Of course not, they´d make a cute couple”

Kitty hums and then asked. “Well, Charlie told me you asked about his childhood´s stories, if you´re that interested I can tell you a few” she has a smile on her red lips and Kurt wonders if she knows or if she´s disgust by that….then again, she did speak up with an entire village about monster sex. Kurt gulps loudly and was spare to give an answer when the X-men, Cyclops to be exact, are asking for his input in a situation. “Don´t worry, evil Necromancer, my offer still remains”

Lance Alvers remains in his cellar without having the means to use his powers, well, even if he could the man would end up dead anyway. His son and woman (“don´t call me that, Avalanche! One night stand only cement we´re nothing, you gave me Charlie, and that´s the only good thing you did give me”  “great, sex innuendos, mom”) did cast seals to prevent Lance to use his powers, to move and to speak.

His son has a unique power and chooses to be a druid. Why? The Queen, the princess Talia and Prince Pietro and Lorna arrive at his cellar with an ominous expression and silence as their trade card.

“I, as the new ruler of Genosha, hereby declare you guilty and your sentence will be death…” Wanda´s hands are red and Lance is so fixated in looking into her red eyes that he didn´t notice Talia sneak up behind him and stab him. “However, I never said how you would die” she concluded.

“You step my grandfather, I think, is only fair, we stab you, for irony sake” and Talia takes her bloody dagger as her family has daggers ready. Lance can´t scream or move as his life will be ended in an ironic twist.

[kurtty-drabbles]

EW Kitty au (Breeding)

N/A: Something for the EW verse as I didn´t give up on this arc.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @sailorstar9 @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

Lance Alvers is one of the members of Brotherhood, an organization which Magneto crafted along the years, sadly, Magento is getting older and didn´t seem to give much care for the Brotherhood and thought, naively, that the organization was disbanded …Lance wants to prove him wrong.

One of his spies manages to get hold of an interesting information regards Magneto and Lance can use it, the Royals don´t mind their tongues around those who they see beneath them. And Lance aka Avalanche knows each weakness of the royal family. Wanda can alter reality, but, only once and usually is restricted to one location (Lance can sacrifice a small part of his group if necessary and there´s a twisted sense of irony here as Magneto would have done the same)

“Now, Pietro? He´s not so sentimental to care for old relationships” Lance mutters to himself remembering his speed, then an idea pops in, “Sunfire, come here” the Japanese man stands up and takes his masks out, “Now I can speak?” there are a few sarcasm in his tone as his arms unfold. Lance smiles at the man and makes a simple question. “How is the length of your fire?”

Sunfire raises an eyebrow and replies “As much I desire, but, if you want me to be dramatic and cliché, I can say: I can burn the entire world if I so want…but I don´t, rest assured, I live here too” Sunfire adds and some people let go of their breath they are holding.

Lance has a more outlook manner now. “What do you feel of fighting a speed mutant?”

Sunfire shrugs bemused. “Then, I've got a plan and we´ll need some tools to take Genosha down” Lance offers a victorious smile and the others are listening to his words.

Charlie Pryde just help Fantastic Four, in fact, his help was the pivotal decision to make Fantastic Four win against the villain(this time, not Dr Doom, the king promised to be retired) and in a way to say thank you, Sue Storms offer a nice dinner for their hero in the best restaurant, a feature the other members of FF agree and that makes the X-men be aware of the FF.

Charlie goes to the restroom, for a moment, as him and Johnny enter in a drinking contest and Charlie clearly lost(Frank was amused, his uncle always won) and in his absence, the FF is talking with a member of Brotherhood.

“Lance?” Richard greets as Lance is a fighter for freedom of his country and how come the FF wouldn´t sympathize with a man who has similar ideas as they? “Good to see you” Richard offered politely and Sue nods.

The Thing aka Ben Grimms, pipes in the conversation. “You´re lucky, we´re here celebrating a job your son just help with. A good kid indeed” Ben speaks proudly and Lance´s skin got pale as Spanish words are being muttered.

“My what?” Lance asked and noticing their stares Lance quickly change his tone. “Of course, my son, of course, good old …my son, I´ve to go” and Lance said a bit too late as Charlie is back and is bemused.

“Son, boy, baby” Lance can´t deny as Charlie does resemble a bit of him(the hair and the face) and has much of her mother, oh, the lady Necromancer, Kitty Pryde, “How are you, you?”

“I´m 22 years old” Charlie speaks in a bemused tone and Lance can see how the FF if a fight does begin, will side and Lance does not need to fight today. And leaves as quickly as he cames.

Jimmy Hudson got his name as a request from the woman who brought to Latveria and to King Doom, Melisa Hudson, a good woman who raised the boy and is a mother to him, well, looking at Magda crying in front of him makes the word mother be awkward.

(This woman may be giving him life and that´s enough for him to respect her, yet, Melisa Hudson raise him and that´s more than enough to make her his mother)

Wanda and Pietro are the images of poison and elegance, but, they too are as confused as Jimmy is. Magda did have an affair and it was murder and bring back to life, how, one can react to this? Resent her? Love her? She´s a strange to Jimmy as much the Maximoffs are strangers to him.

Jimmy look at a man who does resemble him a lot and Jimmy can know who this man is even if no one had told him the whole story. “So, you´re Logan?” Jimmy asked and Magda looks at Logan with hope in her eyes. Does she really think they can be a family now?

“Yes, I´m…nice to meet you” Logan offers and Jimmy really could use a beer right now, Genosha is not as magical as he thought it would be.

Kurt Wagner receives a letter from Magneto, it´s easier to know when Magneto is communicating with him as his eagle is so extra that makes the other birds(an antique form of communication that Kurt is fond of) look pale and plain in comparison.

The letter is asking if Kurt can restore his powers back as the Lady Necromancer make him, in his own words, a pathetic human(Kurt can take time to appreciate the irony and Magneto´s own racism here) and he knows Kurt can help him.

Kitty is there with him, as well with her students(she often say that a teacher must protect the children and what adult would leave children alone?) who took up Kitty isn´t afraid to know him or one of his houses. Kurt tries to ask if Jia is alright and did receive a snappy reply “I´m not your daughter” and make the DNA test proving her words, Magik laughs at the situation, and is eating one of her candies(He can see Magik is a demon…and has more tutelage than just Kitty) as for Kitty, the woman is drinking her tea as the girls are talking among them excitedly.

Kurt has to admit, aside the snippy attitude Jia has with him and Magik own angsty teen, this is a cute picture.

“What Magneto wants?” Kitty asked calmly.

“You made him powerless and he wants me to restore his power” Kurt informs in a blasé fashion.

“You will?” Kitty asked gazing up to him and Kurt knows that if the kids aren´t present they would do a little more than just drink tea(she certainly has no problem in talking with the girls about the minotaur´s incident)

“No, I´ll never disrespect a fellow magic user like that, and I´ll never disrespect you, Katzchen” Kitty smiles as this is the right answer. And as he burns the letter, Kurt is back to the real question. “So, tell me, how was to be an evil witch and a mom?”

“Is not really different from being a regular mom or a teacher for those two” the girls exclaimed and Kitty chuckles “But I´m a working mom, I´ve my profession as an evil witch and I´m a mom, is not that hard”

Kurt would like to say it is, but, that would involve speaking about certain wounds and he´s not comfortable to do so yet.