#ewing klipspringer

[ask-ewing-klipspringer]

Mister Gatsby, sir?

We’re all out of milk.

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@ask-jay-gatsby

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[more-than-tender-curiosity]

So if you were able to tell us that Klipspringer was at Jay’s so often that he basically lived there…were you there often enough to draw that conclusion accurately? Nick? Nick? You spend a lot of time over there at Gatsby’s?

[ask-the-great-gatsby]

SparkNotes out here being honest

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[more-than-tender-curiosity]

do you think gatsby and klipspringer ever explored each other's bodies

[more-than-tender-curiosity]

EWING! (i know he’s not in many of your fics so. maybe Gatsby???)

technically spoilers for Gatsby below the cut.

What is the character’s go-to drink order? Whatever he's offered.

What is their grooming routine? He spends a lot of time keeping his glasses clean. They're the only pair he has so if they break he's fucked

What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? He doesn't really get a chance to spend money because he's always at camp, taking Jay's watches for him so he can go kiss a girl.

Do they have any scars or tattoos? He's been homeless most of his life and attacked quite often so he's got smaller scars here or there.

What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? This man would cry if a butterfly got too close to him so I'm assuming it was the last time that happened.

Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child? He raised himself so he has no idea.

Describe the shoes they’re wearing. Standard military-issue army field boots.

Describe the place where they sleep. He gets the top bunk in his tent with Jay and he stashes snacks and things up there just in case shit goes to pot.

What is their favorite holiday? Christmas because churches usually are more charitable around that time.

What objects do they always carry around with them? Before volunteering he always carried his toy piano with him, as it was his only source of income.