“dubious descendant of beethoven”

“ I’m afraid I really am out of practice— “ ** Current Residence: The Gatsby Mansion

[ask-ewing-klipspringer]

Mister Gatsby, sir?

We’re all out of milk.

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@ask-jay-gatsby

[ask-jay-gatsby]

POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. 1922

Dear Ewing,

What?? Have you been here this whole time, old sport?? I thought you fled months ago.

Milk delivery will resume tomorrow morning.

Sincerely and emphatically,

Jay Gatsby

[ask-ewing-klipspringer]

Jay,

Fled? What for? I mean, I suppose I haven’t played piano for you in awhile, but I’ve still been here. Though, I’m awake during the nights primarily. That’s when I tend to wander.

Splendid, thank you!

Best,

Ewing

[ask-ewing-klipspringer]

Mister Gatsby, sir?

We’re all out of milk.

—

@ask-jay-gatsby