Jun 29
When "I'd hit that" goes dark.
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When "I'd hit that" goes dark.
A humorous take on seeing your ex with someone else
My friend was saying she lost 150 pounds since last year and I was like ??? cause like she didn't really even weigh that much in the first place??? But she was talking about her boyfriend. She dumped her 150 pound boyfriend and I just Yes This joke Yes
me: *keeps sneezing*
ex: bless you. are you okay?
me: yeah i think im just allergic to ur bullshit
I dated a guy like that once.
My ex? Oh yeah I'd hit that. With my car.
K. Lalalala....
Friend: Uyy, parang gumaganda ka. Blooming! May boyfriend ka, no?
Me: Ay, Boyfriend shirt, boyfriend bangs at Ex Boyfriend po, meron ako. Pero Boyfriend po, wala.
Friend: Tamang tama! Malapit na November! Pwede mo isulat name nya sa All Souls Envelope para maipagdasal sya!