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THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

The Slimecicle smut >:)) Pairing: c!Slimecicle x Reader Type: Smut (16+ ONLY) Warnings: Unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it lol), semi-public sex, mentions of overstimulation

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

Slimecicle x Reader Oneshot: Mall Trip With Charlie

Going to the mall with Charlie was always an adventure. The way his eyes sparkled every time you spoke or dragged him into a store or he saw something shiny. Everything was going smoothly—you both had bags of clothing and other items and were grinning like mad, heading out from the food court and back into the main mall—until you decided to slink a little closer, sliding an arm around his waist, your fingers dancing over his ribs. His reaction was not something you were expecting; he let out a small sensual moan, shivering at the unexpected touch. You turned to him, eyes wide.

"You okay, Charlie?" He flushed deep green, looking away in embarrassment.

"Yeah I- I'm fine, just scared me a little is all!" He tried to laugh it off, turning more green in the process. But the small moan had sparked something in you, sadistic thoughts that you couldn't push down. You shrugged to play along with him but kept your hand on his hip, slightly lower than the sensitive spot, just barely below. But as soon as you two walked into the arcade, your hand danced up below the hem of his shirt, drifting against his cool skin. He shuddered again and bit his lip hard enough to taste blood.

"Y-Y/N- Wh-what are you doing?" He turned to you, confused and trying to sort out the thoughts racing through his head and the heated knot growing in the pit of his stomach.

"Oh nothing, honey~ Just messing around is all." You took his hand in yours and brought it up to kiss the back of it, then gently started to pull him towards the back of the arcade where the storage rooms were.

"Where are we going? I thought we were gonna play Galaga-" Charlie stuttered but followed you like a puppy. You merely turned around and smirked, pushing the door to the storage room open and peeking inside. The coast was clear, thank god. Grabbing both of Charlie's hands, you pushed the door all the way open and pulled him in, pressing your body against his and letting your lips lock. He whimpered into the kiss, his hands drifting down to your waist, uncertain of where to go.

"Y-Y/N??" He moaned quietly as your fingers slipped under the hem of his shirt. "What are- mmh~" You looked up at him, cocking your head slightly in a silent question. "G-go ahead…" He whispered, nodding slightly. A sinister grin spread across your face as you carefully pulled Charlie's shirt off, exposing his slick chest to the warm air. You let out a soft huff, admiring his body.

Despite being a slime, he maintained a somewhat human appearance and had somehow figured out how muscles worked. And so he had added them. Your eyes took in his slight abs and defined pecs and… Whoo. Charlie swallowed and shifted under your gaze, tugging absently at the waistband of his shorts.

"Charlie I- Damn you look good." You stepped closer, pressing his upper back against the wall and leaning against him for another kiss, then moving down his neck and to his chest, listening to his pretty whimpers. One of your hands drifted down to his waistband, tugging it down his hip as he kissed back, biting your bottom lip ever so slightly.

"Can I take care of you, baby? I know this'll make you feel so good~" You whispered in his ear, making him shiver.

“Y-Yes please, this feels so good so far y/n...” You grinned and moved your hand carefully against the growing bulge in his shorts, palming him as he wrapped a hand around your arm, whimpering at the feeling and bucking his hips up slightly into your touch. "O-oh fuck-"

Suddenly, you brought both hands to Charlie's hips, undoing the buttons on his shorts with ease and pulling them down along with his boxers. Your eyes went wide at the sight as he tried to cover himself, but you gently grabbed his hand.

"Let me take care of you, okay? You'll love this, babe." He swallowed hard and nodded, bracing himself for… something. He didn't know what was coming but all the sensations that you'd given him so far had caused the pit in his stomach to turn white-hot. When your hand wrapped around his cock and started to move, slowly yet confidently, the heat in his stomach began to spread to his head, taking over his thoughts and replacing them with ones unfamiliar to him, filled with dark spaces, heated kisses, skin pressed to slimy skin… He wanted you, and badly. Without realizing it, Charlie started to thrust into your hand, keening at the feeling.

"Y/N th-this feels weird-" He started before an unexpected moan cut him off, causing him to clap a hand over his mouth. You smirked, he was right where you wanted him. Carefully, you pushed him into a nearby chair so he could give his legs a rest without falling over. You stepped back and winked at him once he caught your eye, starting to pull your shirt off.

His jaw dropped watching you undress in front of him, his racing thoughts focusing on your body now, your perfect form that he knew would be so close to him in a few moments. You grinned at him and pulled down your shorts, letting them drop to the floor with your shirt.

"You enjoying the show, Charlie~?" You asked, pulling at the waistband of your underwear. He nodded frantically, a hand moving down to his cock to stroke it subconsciously. With a triumphant smile, you pulled them down in one motion and stepped forward, sitting on his lap and straddling him. Charlie let out a strangled squeak as you started to roll your hips into him, gently moving his hand out of the way as you pressed against his member.

“Wh- what- I- Y-y/n-” A string of near-incomprehensible words made its way out of his mouth as you reached down to stroke his cock, his mouth lolling open and his eyes filled with confusion and bliss as you press his tip against your entrance, your other hand stroking his cheek gently. In a single fluid motion, you lowered yourself onto his cock and pressed a hand over his mouth to stifle the loud gasping moan that he let out, starting to ride him slowly as he shook beneath you. You bit your lip with a soft groan, rocking your hips as you look down into your boyfriend’s teary eyes, smiling softly as his hands shakily rest on your hips.

“You doing alright, babe~?” You kissed him on the forehead as he whined at a particularly hard roll of your hips. He nodded in response, babbling quietly for a moment before going almost silent, letting you use him and hold him as you rode his cock. Looking over his face, you could tell that the confusion had faded into mindlessness, his eyes glazed over with pleasure. With a smirk, you bent down to press your lips to his, the sudden contact causing his hips to buck up into you, leaving you moaning into the kiss. Charlie’s eyes widened and he experimentally pushed up into you again, shuddering at the stimulation as the heat in his stomach grew and expanded and burned through his core.

As Charlie’s cock pressed farther inside you, your thoughts began to blur, the texture of his skin and the feel of him inside you and his cool hands drifting over your ribs and waist was intoxicating, your thoughts turned away from the fact that you two weren’t supposed to be doing this and solely to making him feel good. You started to bounce faster on his cock, eliciting a moan from him and a low growl from you as you gripped his shoulders, feeling yourself get closer to release.

"Y-Y/N I- I'm gonna- I feel w-weird- mmh~!" Charlie moaned suddenly, his fingers digging into your hips to pull you down onto his shaft without fully understanding why. Your back arched into him with a gasp as he pulled you down so your hips were flush with his, suddenly feeling his lips against your neck and his seed inside of you.

It was enough to send you over the edge. The heat in your stomach contracted to a white-hot marble and exploded outward throughout your entire body, your fingers tightening into Charlie's shoulders and your muscles tensing around him as you let out a long, deep moan of satisfaction. Charlie's arms wrapped around your waist and he buried his face in your neck, sobbing silently from overstimulation. "Y-Y/N-" He panted, holding you close and keeping you seated on his cock. "Th-that felt really good…"

You smiled and rubbed his back gently, kissing his cheek and wiping away the tears. "And you did so well, baby, I'm so proud of you. You look so beautiful, Charlie." You felt him smile into your neck as he hugged you a little tighter. "You do too! You always do, y/n!" You chuckled, kissing him again and then pulling back a little to look at him.

"Thank you baby, now let's get out of here, shall we? I'll get you some ice cream." Charlie grinned, his innocent and bubbly demeanor already returning.

"Okay!"

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hi! very new to tumblr, but i was wondering if you could perhaps write something for cc!jack manifold x reader, if you know him well enough and are comfortable with it?

something where reader streams with jack a lot, and just like fluffy shenanigans happening during streams? platonic or romantic i don’t rlly mind either it’s just i need more jack content lol

hi hi! so i've been trying to work on this and my brain just won't fUCKING LET ME so you get a half-rushed thing lol but i think it's cute :] Pairing: cc!Jack Manifold x reader (Platonic!) Type: Fluff :D

Sitting in Jack Manifold’s room was always a welcome experience, especially when you two were streaming. You didn’t get the chance to see him in person too often but when you did it was always a flurry of emotions and almost too many jokes to even keep track of which were repeats and which weren’t. Today was your first time streaming with him in person in so long and you could tell that the chat was entirely too hyped for just a Mediashare stream. Snickering as yet another ridiculous memey video had gone by and watching Jack play Minecraft, you leaned your head on his shoulder to see the game better.

Chat exploded at the simple gesture, already trying to come up with ship names as Jack looked over and playfully pushed your head off and whacked you with a paper towel tube that had been sitting in between your chairs for this exact purpose. You yelped, laughing, and snatched it from his hands, returning the bonk and you two dissolved into a fit of wheezy giggling. Another video played on screen, a video of a crack edit of Jack, naturally with the Castaways song from The Backyardigans.

“HAH! Oh my god, I’ve seen that so many times and it just gets funnier.” Jack keeled over, cackling at the video. You managed to stay upright and tap Jack on the back, starting to read a donation.

“‘Hey Jack I was in the shower but you were streaming can’t stop that Jack Manifold x y/n grind it don’t stop’” You paused at the last bit and turned to Jack. “Jack. Jack, they’re shipping us help.” You said it completely deadpan, trying so hard to start cracking up. Jack sat up, an entertained expression set over his features, looked over at the dono, and sighed. You snickered again, turning to him. “What are you gonna do about that?” Jack looked at you and then stared directly into the webcam in response:

“No.” Was the only thing he said in the most monotone voice you’d ever heard from him. You managed to hold your composure for a moment more before you both cracked a smile and started to laugh again, chat virtually wheezing along with you two. More Mediashares came in, along with two edits of you and Jack in past streams, one being a crack edit and one a ship edit, plus several other nonsense videos. You were playing along with Jack on your monitor as you two built a house with you sabotaging his door placement with wood planks.

You two love to mess around and jokingly flirt with each other and watch chat go insane, throwing pickup lines back and forth like a football, some even DreamSMP related.

“Call me Ponk’s Lemon Tree cuz I’m burning for you.”

“Oh that’s a good one! Hm… What about uh… L’manberg may not have been meant to be but we are!” Jack would start laughing at his own jokes and you’d end up laughing with him, too caught up in the chaos to keep track of much else.

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hello!! i have a suggestion!!! this has been in my mind for weeks!!!! c!slimecicle x florist!reader where charlie can actually grow plants in his goop,, charlie gets in a hole in reader's backyard and some flower seeds drop onto him (self-sowing flowers my beloved), making him grow flowers in his hair????? idk i just rly like the image of charlie with flowers growing out of his translucent goopy hair

hi yes i love this?? so much??so yES TAKE

Pairing: c!Charlie x florist!reader (platonic with a few platonic kisses uwu) Type: Fluff :D Short story under the cut!

Biking home from work was a little exhausting sometimes, but you usually managed. Not today though, today you’d had to walk your bike up the last hill out of pure exhaustion. Working at the flower shop was usually fun except those occasions when people didn’t understand that “out of stock” didn’t mean “we have some in the back”, it meant “we don’t have any anywhere”. You sighed, rounding the corner and spying your house. Well, more accurately your garden. The sunflowers and tall rosebushes greeted you as you leaned your bike against the fence and hopped over, only to see one of your friends in a corner of a flowerbed with a shovel.

“CHARLIE!! What are you doing?!” You rushed over, bending down to examine the hole. It was larger than you’d thought at first, about a foot and a half wide. Your friend grinned, then stepped into the hole and sat down, smiling up at you from the ground.

“You weren’t using this flowerbed, so I wanted to make something here to surprise you!” He looked so proud of himself, all squished into the hole he’d dug, you couldn’t stay mad at him. You let out a sigh, calming down already.

“Charlie, I had seeds in this flowerbed, pansy seeds. Can you help me at least try and fix this? I can give you a better place for the hole if you’d like!” His eyes went wide with horror at learning he’d disturbed your plants he knew you loved so much. In a few seconds, he was out of the ground, brushing himself off.

“Sorry, sorry! I’m so sorry, I didn’t think there were seeds and I thought this one was empty and I thought I had a little more time before you got home and—” You cut him off with a hug, brushing dirt out of his hair.

“It’s alright! Just be careful next time, okay?” You smiled at him as he pulled back and shook his head like a dog, a few flowers and leaves caught inside the goop of his hair. “Pft- Charlie, you’ve got flowers in your hair!” He tried to look up but to no avail, so you pulled your phone out to show him. He looked at his reflection closely, then grinned.

“I do! They’re so pretty!” He bounced on his toes, moving his hands through his hair to stir them around a bit. You giggled, then took his arm gently in yours to lead him inside for a drink.

The days went by, you went to work, biked home, and occasionally found Charlie sitting in his favorite hole in your yard. You’d talk to him for hours, telling him about your day and answering his questions on flowers and gardening and talking about things that he’d found in your garden, casual friendly conversation until one day, you noticed something.

“Hey Charlie, I think you’ve got something on your head, can I look?” He nodded and tipped his head down so you could check to see what it was. A few seconds later, you gasped. “They’re flower sprouts!! Charlie I- The pansy seeds in that flowerbed must’ve fallen onto you and— You’ve got flowers growing in your hair!” He looked a little shocked and raised a hand to gently comb through his hair, feeling the few sprouts. His eyes went wide and his mouth fell open just slightly, unsure how to react.

“What- What do I do? Is this bad??” You carefully pulled on one of the sprouts, musing to yourself for a moment.

“I don’t think it’s bad… Does it hurt?” Charlie shook his head slightly. “Well they look healthy, do you want me to pull them out or keep them?” He thought for a moment, then answered excitedly.

“Can I keep them? Will they be okay?” You saw his big grin and smiled softly in return, pulling him into a hug and kissing his forehead gently.

“Sure you can keep them, just take care of them okay? I don’t know if you have to water them since well… You’re a liquid I guess? And normally you’d have had to water them every day by now but they look perfectly fine. Just watch them, I think you’ll be alright!” Charlie’s grin was enough to power a city for a day. He pumped his fist with a quiet “Yess!” and thanked you, hopping on his own bike and speeding home.

A few days later after your typical after-work conversations, you came home one day to Charlie wearing a hat. Sitting in your garden and bouncing giddily, he ran over to you as soon as you opened the fence gate.

“Hey y/n! Look!” He pulled his hat off once you’d closed the door to reveal six incredibly healthy pansy plants growing out of his hair. You gasped in surprise, gesturing for him to tilt his head down so you could look.

“Oh Charlie, they’re beautiful!! It looks like you have a crown, they look gorgeous! You really have been taking care of them, haven’t you?” He nodded vigorously, grinning ear to ear.

“Yeah I have! I’ve been doing just what you said, and they don’t even hurt!” You smiled, kissing him lightly, high on one of his cheekbones.

“You look beautiful, Charlie.” His grin got so wide he nearly melted. He leaned in, kissing your nose lightly with a small excited squeak.

"I'm glad!! Can we get some milkshakes? I'm kinda warm." You nodded, then looked down, seeing that his hands were melting slightly from the heat outside. You laughed, nodding, and pulled him inside, closing the door behind you and with it, another day in the garden.

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Technoblade x Reader Oneshot: Techno Sings You to Sleep

“Techno?” You called out, padding silently through the quiet cabin. “You in here?” You walked through the doors to Technoblade’s bedroom, spying the telltale lump in the cotton sheets. He rolled over to face you, his long pink hair falling in his face. “Hm- Yeah, what’s up?” he responded, sitting up slowly and pulling his hair behind his ears. “You alright?” You looked down, a little embarrassed. “I can’t sleep…” You mumbled, shifting on their feet. Techno’s expression softened as he sat up, looking towards you. “Hey, that’s alright, I’m here, y/n. You want to sleep in my bed tonight, love?” You nodded and climbed into bed with him, turning with your back to him as he wrapped around you, gently spooning you. “You want me to sing you something?” You let out a small gasp, grinning. You never got to hear Techno’s singing voice except for the rare occasion he showered at home instead of in the nearby stream. You nodded, smiling to yourself, hearing a small chuckle from your partner. “What song, y/n?” You thought for a moment, then chose your favorite for him to sing. You could feel him smile as he pressed a kiss to the back of your head. “Good choice.” As he started to sing, you let yourself melt into his arms, feeling his hair drape over your shoulder and his arms around your waist, holding you close to his warmth. One of his hands drifted up to your head to stroke through your hair and over your scalp, making you feel safe and at home as you drifted off, safe in Technoblade’s strong arms.

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since you like answering prompts and stuff (I didn't know that was included, forgive me for not sending in one sooner!), here's an idea I daydream about a lot:

c!charlie doesn't understand blushing or questions you probably shouldn't ask to avoid the blushing person being teased! oh!! y/n hello!! huh? why are you always red and stiff when I'm around ? is it a human thing ?

friend you're with (character of your choosing): yep but only wh- HEY

you: *kicks friends shins* only nothing! nothing, don't worry about it :)

etc etc !! I really like the idea and I toss it around in my mind a lot and I even have a fic in my notes app centered around this ideas just for me to read !

I'm just,, :((( /pos I love c!charlie sm, my love 🤲 honestly I'm bound to love anything w him in it I'm ngl

jdsfjs anon i love this so much anon my beloved /p i can totally do that! and it's alright! I'm a pretty new account anyways, there's not much sooner you could have gotten haha Pairing: c!Charlie x reader Type: Fluff ^^ Oneshot under the cut! I hope I did this justice lol I felt like Foolish would be the perfect person to just go "oh the perfect time to answer a question" without realizing it'd embarrass you lol

Walking around Las Nevadas was always an adventure, especially with friends. You'd always find some of the strangest things there, most often when walking with Foolish. He had an eye for things that you normally wouldn't see or look for, such as old broken totems in the dust, sets of footprints coming in and out of the casino that you could barely see, and sometimes drips of slime where your friend Charlie had been recently. Today was one of those days that you ended up finding a slime trail, as the sun was much more glaring than usual. "Hey Foolish, let's go find Charlie!" He nodded excitedly and started to follow the trail with you trotting at his heels.

You both stumbled upon a small covered area where Charlie was sitting, sipping from a water bottle. He turned to you two, waving frantically and grinning his big idiot grin. "Hi Foolish!! Hi y/n!! Good to see you guys again!!" You waved back, calling to him. "Hi Charlie!" Foolish waved as well and you grabbed his free hand, pulling him under the cover. You sat down next to Charlie on the table he was backed against, leaning into his side and stealing sips from his water bottle while you three chatted in the shade. Suddenly, as you snagged his water bottle again, Charlie turned to you.

"Hey y/n, how come you're always so red when you're around me? Is it a human thing or something?" His head cocked to the side just slightly as he waited for an answer. Across the table, Foolish snickered and piped up quickly, "Oh yeah, it's a human thing but it only happens around people they-" Hearing what he was about to say, your leg snapped out, kicking Foolish just below the knee.

You could feel your face getting hotter and your heart nearly pounding out of your chest as you scraped your hair out of your face. Charlie looked confused. "People they what? What's he mean, y/n?" You shook your head quickly, trying to laugh it off. "Oh nothing Charlie, Foolish is just being silly. Hey Foolish," You looked up and turned to the totem god. "Could you go grab us some more water?" Rolling his eyes playfully at your attempted segue, he got up and left, leaving you and Charlie sitting together on the edge of the table.

After a few moments of silence looking out at the sun setting over the casino, he slouched down a bit, leaning his head against you. Your eyes widened and your breath caught as you felt his cool skin press against your heated shoulder, the chill of his cheek relaxing you. "Was it really nothing?" Charlie asked quietly, glancing at you. You could feel him looking up at you, trying to read your expression. You gently wrapped an arm around him, staring out over the buildings, and sighed. "It wasn't nothing, but that's an explanation for another time. Let's just enjoy the moment, yeah?" You smiled, looking down at him. He grinned back at you and snuggled into you a bit more. "Okay! I like this moment anyway."

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ayo blaze hybrid sapnap here to keep y'all up to date on the daily posts we're still working on the comfort fic but have a sneak peek

With a small “Whoa!” Dream felt himself falling, tumbling through open air and into the arms of his lover, skin slick and warm from the water. He looked up to see George’s soft smile, dark locks of hair soaked and dripping down into his eyes. His heart warmed at the sight and he stood, wrapping the smaller boy in a hug as he closed the door with a soft click.

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aaah if you’re looking to write maybe you could write for charlie? just about him teaching you to play video games for the first time? 🥺

anon my beloved /p

that’s so cute! I love that idea sm :D

Pairing: cc!Charlie x reader (platonic)

Type: Fluff

Pronouns used: they/them

You’d been watching Charlie play for a few minutes now, watching his fingers skating over the keyboard as he laughed with his friends on a Discord call. You’d really just been scrolling through your phone for the past few minutes, only glancing up on occasion after a particularly loud laugh or witty joke, before Charlie turned to you.

“Hey y/n, wanna learn how to play?” You gave him a once over, trying to sense sarcasm, then grinned in agreement.

“Hey, sure! I’d love to.” You turned to his webcam to address the rest of his team and asked, “You guys okay if I try this out?” Charlie scoffed playfully, bumping you.

“Who cares? If they don’t want you here I can easily kick them. They can learn to play, right guys?” He turned to the camera, his smile taking on a playfully threatening energy. You heard friendly affirmations from the other men on the call and saw Charlie’s smile widen before he moved over, pulling up another chair. “Here, so these keys are the move keys, like Minecraft. There’s a dash button and…”

He talked for a few moments, with you trying to pay attention but only really watching his hands as they slid over the keys with confidence you knew you could never have. You were broken out of your stupor when he turned to you, asking if you’d like to try.

“Oh! I mean sure, I might need a little help though.” Placing your fingers on the keys like he’d shown you, you tried to mimic his fluid movements, succeeding in moving the character around the screen in slightly jerky motions.

“There you go, you’re getting it! Here, can I give you a hint?” Once you nodded, he lightly set his hands over yours, showing you how to move them and position your fingers on the keys in such a way that it was almost too easy to move around. You pressed a few keys, smiling at the much smoother results, and sped up your motions, enjoying the feeling that you were doing it right. Charlie wrapped an arm around your shoulders, grinning like a proud parent as he watched you play, messing around with his friends and occasionally whacking them with your sword. You leaned into his side, warm and safe as you laughed at his occasional quips, yelling and joking around with him and his friends and nearly falling out of your chair when you got an achievement.

“YES!! Charlie I did it! Did you see?” You pulled back a bit and turned to him, grinning wildly. He nodded and pulled you in for a tight hug, drawing a smiley face on your back.

“Yeah, I saw it!! Awesome job, y/n. I’m proud of you.”

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WHAT'S GOOD BITCHES I'M WRITING A REQUEST RN I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL MY OTHER ONE WENT SO IF YOURS DIDN'T GET POSTED I'M VERY SORRY I'M WORKING ON ANOTHER SLIMECICLE ONE RN SO REQUESTS ARE OPEN AGAIN THOUGH THEY'LL BE SLOWER GO HAM I'M MOTIVATED

lets see how long this lasts