#cc!charlie

[cellberry]

"What is birth but a baby's first eviction?"

- Charlie Slimecicle

[killmurderfuck]

𝐎𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐜𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

↳ warnings: none

↳ song: pop star—coco & clair clair

masterlist!

• You had noticed him hanging around your shop for a while now

• Charlie was the kind of person that was hard to miss. He had a crooked kind of smile that screamed goofy and infectious laughter

• Maybe that's why you didn't mind him hanging around your shop. He wasn't hurting anyone—and sometimes he would even make small talk with you while browsing over flowers

• It was clear he had no idea what he was looking for. Just calling out random flower names while comically stroking an imaginary beard

• "Ah yes." He had said in a posh accent once, a smile pulling at the corners of your mouth while he did so. "I will have a bushel of fire foot and lousewart."

• He beamed at you when you laughed, seemingly happy with himself

• You didn't know what to make of him at first—a stranger that seemingly hangs around your little shop for no reason and pretends to know what he's doing. It was bizzare

• But over the next few weeks that inevitably stretched into months, you found yourself looking forward to his visits; in which he would throw open your shop door with a whoop, just as excited to see you. At this point, he was an honorary employee. And dare I say, the closest friend of yours you'd had in a long time

• Well, the friend part ended the day Charlie presented you with a sloppily made bouquet

• It was horrible. A mess inside and out, to say the least. Flowers were too spread out, the colors clashed, and some of them were bent at the stems

• None of that mattered when looking at Charlie's nervous smile though. It would have taken a blind man to miss the anticipation in his gaze

• It took you less than a secon to accept the flowers with a broad grin, pulling him in for a fierce hug

• "Charlie, this is absolute ass." You laughed and shaked the bunch of flowers he had given you, looking at him fondly. "I absolutely fucking love it."

• "Yeah sorry about that. I didn't know where to get flowers from besides here and I wanted it to be a surprise." The brunette scratched the back of his neck with a smile. "So some of these might be stolen from my neighbors yard. But you didn't hear that from me."

• "Goofball."

[glacier--freeze]

[video description: A screen recording of the latest videos in the "slimecicle" tag. The first post shown is Charlie pole dancing, and then every subsequent post is the same Instagram story of him in black clothes singing and dancing to "Super Bass". They're all posted by different Tumblr users. Post after post, I scroll and scroll, often letting a second of the music play, until I've seen Charlie start dancing a total of nine times. Then finally, there's a post with a different video — only for the one right under it to be Charlie dancing. End description.]

boy you got my heartbeat runnin away !

[zoo-phobia]

[maple-leifarts]

i cannot express how genuinely worried i am for this next sorry boys season. like. tommy gets buried alive?? charlie gets dissected???? (again might i add) zombies???? ominous dark cave/building????? like wtf have you been brewing up tommy are you okay

[thepoppypenner]

Dentist: Have you been flossing regularly?

Charlie: Absolutely. All the time. I go to the floss store and they're like, "whoa! There he is again." Cause I buy so much floss.

[krabmeat]

slime? cicle? i think so!! look at him go!

im very happy with the anatomy on this one!! quality is a bit iffy though haha-- but who can say no to a funkin charlie slimecicle?

[castlesinchaos]

There are some men that I would defend with my life.

Charlie Slimecicle, for example...

Foolish__Gamers,, to throw out another.