#excellent summary

[upthehillart]

Girl Draco - Too angsty to gay

Girl Harry - Too gay to angst

WAIT

YES

[moononastring]

I've rewritten the fic with no elucien for the anon.

Eris: emotionally constipated

Iris: spousal murder imininate

Eris: ooh my wife's hot

Iris: my husband's a dickhead

Eris: are these feelings ? Ew

Iris: I'll stay for the dogs

Eris: oh God these are feelings

Iris: maybe he's okay

Eris: FEELINGS

Iris: we can be friends

Eris: *eris.exe has shut down*

Iris: wait do I like him

Eris: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss......

*they kiss*

Eris: boner.exe had started

Iris: I guess I like him

Eris: horny for wife

I mean…you’re NOT WRONG?!

[therealkrynnsub]

From “The Annotated Legends,” Page 83:

“Raistlin begins Legends supremely self-confident. He represents chaos, seeking to overthrow order, represented by the Gods. To this end, he has plans and ambitions, and he knows exactly how he’s going to achieve them. He has no care for anyone. He is willing to use people, even resort to murder, to achieve his goals. All this might make Raistlin a very unlikable character but for the fact that he has a heart and a soul, neither of which he wants, for he believes love and sympathy for his fellow men to be weaknesses. In the end, love for his brother and empathy for the weak and downtrodden (represented by Bupu) are the stengths that will redeem Raistlin.” —Margaret Weis.

[coincidenceiscancelled]

Magnus Bane || I can't have both .

This is just...magnificent.

[tinfoil-hat-brigade]

Yeah, the fact that BC kept his SO under wraps for so long is one of the biggest things they want to punish him for (looking at you, SoGo, and your desperate attachment to the shotgun wedding narrative). There was a really excellent post a while back about how BC kept the relationship private during 2014. Took a little searching, but found it on prince's blog: princeprosperoredmask)tumblr,com)post)132591155330)submission-some-thoughts-on-the-supposed-one-year

http://princeprosperoredmask.tumblr.com/post/132591155330/submission-some-thoughts-on-the-supposed-one-year

I remember that post, it truly was--and still is--an excellent summary.

[postillfastill]

ok so what i know about animorphs: there are a bunch of kids who gain the power to shapeshift ? into animals bc of some dying blue space centaur. they meet this other one named ax who turns to a person and they hang out and he laughs really strangely and eventually they fight ??? someone namemd? visser 3? and they are a team and bad things happen and death and violence. and marco and ax are in love?

[smugglersshootfirst]

The Star Wars That I Used To Know

[sathinfection]

spatscolombo :

haha sorry I didn’t realize you’ve read it! So far (pg. 33, look at me go) there are several contenders for Bizarro Marius. I think it’s gonna be Andre for the 1st half and Anatole for the 2nd. (I know the basic plot) And Dolokhov=greenvest, AMIRITE

I JUST READ THE BEAR PART I MEAN OMG. and they’re ALSO obsessed with france and the french revolution, just in a very different way. I mean i know I’ve read 1/42 of this book but i feel confident in saying that you need to write an amis/W&P crossover