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#batkids #dick grayson #damian yes #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #all of them #except cass #like she silent and deadly #Youtube

I hate this fucking family.

#personal tag #YOU KNOW WHO I'M CALLING YOU OUT #except cass #cass is wonderful and I'm thrilled to have her as my sister

I know I want to juxtapose Kon and Jon having a moment with Tim and Damian having a moment but I just dunno what they could be fighting about now.

#it could be a general batfam argument #but IDEK what the WHOLE batfam would have to argue about #i do say bruce is getting old #BECAUSE LOGICALLY IT'S GONNA HAPPEN SOMETIME BRUCE #AND DICK DOESN'T WANT THE JOB BRUCE #YOU HAD ONE JOB #which was clean up Gotham #but you've become such a FIGURE Bruce #that if there isn't a Batman it causes more problems then when there IS a Batman #Batman's dead everyone throws down to prove either they're the next Batman or they're BIGGER than the next Batman #none of your kids REALLY want the job #except Cass #Cass would do it #and it was CRIMINAL she never got to toss her hat in the ring #because if anyone gets to be Batman it's Cass #i suppose that could be the argument #whether there should be A Batman #but I kind of wanted some action scenes #i know at some point Damian bugs Tim about WHERE IS HE #'where is who'#THE NEW KRYPTONIAN #'what'#'THIS ONE IS MINE DRAKE YOU HAVE YOUR OWN'

i have no friends irl wtf

#except cass #hfhhgh

going off that last ask about a normal!batfamily, i have this sort of au in my head and it's basically bruce is rich but not like, billionaire rich and they're a mostly-normal family and one time bruce leaves on a business meeting and puts dick in charge. and one night, tim gets in real late from a night out with kon but jason's locked him out of the house so he tries to climb in the window to his room and ends up falling and breaking his arm and bruce gets back and is just like "wtf boys"

OH MY GOD YES

Everyone just normal and no superpowers or superheroing at all~

I think this is even better because Dick’s like ‘I KNOW Jason’s gonna sneak out so I’m watching him like a hawk’. Like he’s got Damian on his hip all night because he won’t stop touching/pulling his hair and he refuses to leave Jason alone at all (they essentially just sit in the living room watching tv all night while glaring at one another). EXCEPT Tim takes this opportunity to sneak out because he’s supposed to be the GOOD CHILD but he runs off to the movies with his secret boyfriend Kon who Bruce totally doesn’t approve of and Jason sees him running off across the yard so he’s got to prove that Tim’s not perfect and get him in trouble!

But it all backfires and Tim’s crying and Dick’s calling 911 and Babs because Babs knows what to do in these situations and by the end of it Tim’s got a neon green glow in the dark cast, a lollipop, and both Dick and Jason are getting chewed out over the phone as Bruce plans his trip back home.