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[dduane]

(ETA: I think I might possibly have blogged this before. But even if so, never mind. Here it is again.)

(Ganked with love from @Number10Cat over at the Dead Bird place)

[thetablestspoon]

You either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the main love interest.

~Shen Qingqiu, probably

[koifishhies]

Phil likes to say that Dan’s the one who will get the channel demonetized, so here’s non-exhaustive list of all the unhinged shit he himself has said with his whole chest:

“The phits. The phoobs are out.”

“Taking a dick so far up my ass that I factory reset”

“I’ve graduated into fuck-land”

“That wasn’t very romantic, was it? I should have been stroking you. With my sword.”

“Let me just mark my territory” and then made a pissing noise in Dan’s face

Also separately SPIT in Dan’s face and said “seaworld”

“You know what I’m in the mood for? BREEDING”

“Gays do maths!”

“This glass of water! Everyone’s peed it before!”

“I’d be the first onlyfans person with a tail”

“Oop, something just popped out… wardrobe malfunction…”

“Wuhoh! I birthed a pheal”

“My butt is feeling good, I’m rearing for my rodent boy summer”

“That book smells a bit musty… or is that something else 😏”

“Performance issues” while gleeking

“It’s danny with a spicy cock”

And of course, because how could I forget her:

“Come in my lady door”

[rocketbirdie]

can i interest you in some sloppy meme redraws

[miwiheroes]

no because the way some willstan bylers are acting like mike wheeler likers only like mike for being finn wolfhard and wanting to be with him (haha whattfcuk) but then it was willstans who made bravebyers into a thing where will ends up with an ooc version of "mike" that just has finn's cheekbones. sure sure suereuruereee

[hvseoks]

photographer hobi

bonus: fighting the sun

[kirbyfigure]

when he has under a minute of screentime and is not relevant to the plot whatsoever>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>