coffee shop gays and lesbians with swords.

I go by she/her and you can call me Spoon. Enjoy?

[ririohlily]

(Bingqiu) how fast the night changes

happy pride let sqq be bold on main!

[red-pearl-white-flower]

YES GAZE UPON SHIZUN'S MATERNAL EMBRACE -THRICE

[xiuyawn]

scorned, hated, despised,

together

alt vers under cut 🔽

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[archivist-13]

hi yeah so headcanon that eridians HATE white noise. they've lived with this shifting, overlapping music all of their life, music is LITERALLY their language, and white noise is the complete opposite. it's silence that drowns. it's a yawning screaming hateful void. it's nothing and everything all at once. it feels like death. yeah they'd hate it

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[thedanmeidreamer]

Guys Luo Binghe hitting Shen Qingqiu with a love potion in Jin Lan city. And he gets confused why he acts the same.

[paint-slash]

RIP Patroclus you would have loved Olivia Rodrigo

[mercutiothecat]

On the verge of crying at the bus stop hoping no well-meaning old lady asks me what's wrong because how do I explain that I'm crying because 1) I am definitely failing today's exam; 2) my period is nearing; 3) Hunyadi László was beheaded in 1457 and he had a little brother; 4) my stomach hurts because I haven't eaten but I can't eat because my stomach hurts

[mercutiothecat]

Exam most likely failed; stomach no longer hurting because I ate; Hunyadi László still executed and Mátyás still 14 when he witnessed it... but at least I'm going to the theatre tonight...

[m1stl3t03]

as a wanderer in this world all i need is you

[thetablestspoon]

I wish I could open a task manager on my stomach so I could find out what the fuck is making me nauseaus this time

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu: This master has a question. Is it racist that we refer to our inner turmoil as 'heart demons'?

Tianlang-Jun: Probably, but I don't think it matters because in the demon world they are called 'heart humans'

Shen Qingqiu: Fascinating

Luo Binghe: What about if you're a half-demon?

Shang Qinghua: I don't think it matters because we should just call what you have by its actual name: PTSD

Luo Binghe: Curious, and how do I cure this pee-tee-es-dee?

Shen Qingqiu: No technical cure, but it helps talking to someone you trust about your feelings

Luo Binghe: !!!

Shang Qinghua: Besides your husband! And preferably a trained professional!

Luo Binghe: [sad luo binghe noises]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[idionymon]

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

[festivalofthe12]

I know we know Shen Yuan's canonical modern-day lifestyle and all but tbh a Truly vibes-accurate modern-day BingQiu AU would probably be something where like SY is a lecturer at an insanely prestigious university (he got in due to a mix up and has been winging it ever since) and Binghe is his scandalously younger former student who inherited an infamous crime family; they publicly feuded for years until one day they were suddenly a couple and Binghe calmed down and it's still an open secret he's a crime lord but he's cracking down on all these smaller splinter groups so arguably things are safer in the city now...? And he keeps coming to these elite events dressed like a model acting all lovey-dovey with SY (who plays it off like this is all totally normal) and bringing him the most impossibly delicious-looking lunches imaginable all while shooting smug looks at the rest of the faculty.