I still can't believe that Daniel can resist the chungo charm. Where is his soul? That's a good boy right there an absolute lad a mass of a unit. And it's so fucking funny that Jasper waddles up to David and Gwen like, "uwu its charming hours" and melts their hearts and bleps and uses his form to be sweet and cute and affectionate. And then he turns in Daniel and immediately goes, ">:3 its bastard hours" and smushes himself up against a screeching siren until the blonde dives into the ocean which, first of all, bad idea, and second of all, of course Jasper slides in after him. Cue Billy Hill music
MAN no wonder David just vibes. His dumb friends are lowkey entertaining as hell to watch. What's he gonna do? Stop them from being idiots? They're all idiots here, except for Gwen, so he's just chilling and giggling as Jasper swims after Daniel trying to boop his wings as the siren shrieks like the dude has the Cheese Touch
David talking to Gwen like, "Should we remind Daniel that he can run on water?" "Are you fucking kidding me? Don't remind him, this is hilarious. Let them tire themselves out, they're less likely to squabble when they're lying dead on the rock later." "Good point!"
fdhDHSH honestly Daniel's the king idiot, let Jasper have his fun torturing bird boy. He's so dramatic about it, how could anyone resist watching them chase each other around.