#except i can

[xaistolis]

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY, SMILK (I swear I love you)

[hingefreelester]

phil. was there like no option to cancel the pontoon experience. im sure the hotel would have been very accommodating since it was their sandwitches that caused it??

[emi-matchu]

starts crying in the bathroom because I'm so far gone from my body that I can't even brush my teeth without dissociating into a youtube video

[batsyishere]

Wanting to draw your redesigns of your favorite characters because you have a lot of headcanons but remembering your are terrible at art might be one of the worst feelings ever

[lightshadowverisimilitude]

It is a special kind of soul crushing frustration that autocorrect prioritizes brand names over...just the normal word the brand chose to stick on their package.

The one that comes up the most for me is "canon" - how often do I have a conversation about Canon, the brand, versus canon, the word? I'll let you guess. And yet, I cannot make my phone "forget" that "canon" is always capitalized.

I used the word "kickstarted" in a post the other day and my phone autocorrected it to Kickstart.

I can even fully articulate why this fills me with so much rage.

[missjessefantastico]

I have never watched stranger things and I'm not interested in watching it any time soon, but I still see your posts and let me tell you... Thinking Max should have stayed dead/is better off dead is not a "hot take", is eugenics

[plainlo-inthemorning]

[ohbutwheresyourheart]

today on: the fucking audacity of these people

my workplace is holding another buffet tomorrow. as you may recall from the last buffet, we (the underpaid employees) are meant to be catering this buffet ourselves.

this time, to make matters even better (worse), they announced this with less than 24 hours notice.

one of the bosses just sent out an email noting that "very few" people had signed up to bring food and we really need to make a decision on if this should even go ahead by 4pm latest, guys!!!

like. motherfuckers. are you for real. we are underpaid. we are in an energy cost crisis. mortgage rates are skyrocketing, and rents will be following. christmas is around the corner. why would you think we, the employees, have the time, inclination, or funds available at a moment's notice to cater a buffet for dozens of people.