#except ostriches

[coolvulture]

Birds are better than people.

Except not all birds. There’s a range from vulture to ostrich with vulture of course being the absolute best.

Ostriches, though. Ostriches are just the worst.

[toasty-toad]

Sometimes I chase birds to keep them on their toes

You have to train them for hunting season

They have skipped leg day for the past millennia

[dakwlest-blog]

You never know what to expect with an ostrich blog