#excues

[dodd-and-audram]

I got so many cute videos of babies to share, but i’m just to ashamed of how many poo pellets are in the pen... my broom gives me blisters and splinters and sweeps such a small area on top of that... plus just not having time..

[contemplatingself]

Excuses.

That's all he gave me.

Excuses.

"I need a place to clear my head."

Excuses.

"We want different things."

Excuses.

Distance.

That's what he gave me.

Distance.

"I'm a different person now."

Distance.

"I still consider you my good friend."

Distance.

A Child.

That's what we made.

A Child.

"I'm not much of a Family man."

A Child.

"I don't want a restraining order because it will make it hard to get my stuff out."

A Child.

Plans.

That's what I had before.

Plans.

"Give me a chance! I want to move to NY too!"

Plans.

"I'm leaving you and our child, you're stuck here."

Plans.

Drained.

That's what he left me.

Drained.

"I will have all the free time in the world with no kid to care for."

Drained.

"I will be doing all of the things you wanted to do!"

Drained.

Lame.

You are so lame.

Coward.

You learned to run from your Mother.

Father.

You are Biological, not physical, not emotional.

[fierce-hummingcrab]

should have gotten my homework done earlier but i didn't I'm tired as Hell and I don't feel like working....I worked really hard last week so I suppose I could spare myself from stress. But believe me, I'll work right back at it.

[hillstaffreactions]

Explaining an Inconsistent Voting Record

[argoaddict]

I have stopped doing my Accounting homework:

Reason:

1. I am listening to music.

2. I want to read books instead.

3. I am in love with Neil Gaiman and he is currently more interesting than which account belongs in the debit and/or credit column.

4. I have all day tmrw. 

5. My brain is sleepy.

[starcastro76o]

If someone likes you, they WILL make time for you. If they always got an excuse, you need to EXCUSE yourself on to someone else...

[meth-od]