Jan 25
Andy Borowitz
From Sky News: Savannah Thissen, 26, was one of many out in Minneapolis last night protesting about the shooting of fellow healthcare worker Alex Pretti. She said ICE has proven they're "willing to execute health care workers, immigrants and innocent citizens all". Yet she was still willing to demonstrate. "They’re going to kill some of us. But if we don't risk our safety now and here, they will just keep killing us," she said. "If we don't stand here now, despite the back-to-back murders and more, they will keep taking." She continued: "I have to be here. I don't know how I could be at home. "In my industry of love and service, 90% of my coworkers, friends and family are immigrants, many of whom are nurses."