#executive dysfunction be like

[loth-creatures]

The viscous and inescapable cycle of I HAVE to take breaks but if I do it will take 10 years to get started again 🫠🫠🫠

[stevenmemelord]

OH MAN I posted this to Twitter and forgot to put it here

It took me over a month to finish this help

[thronelessrage]

Me:*thirsty the past 30 mins*

Water bottle: *literally next to me*

Also Me:*cant make myself drink water*

My body: GOD DAMMIT JUST OPEN THE BOTTLE AND SIP ON THIS STUPID WATER

Brain:No hehe!!

[jerboamoe]

me: ok there's this Big Important Task i need to get done. it is very important ok? it must be finished. i need to do it yeah?

my brain: yeah, yeah i hear ya

me: ....sooooooo can i-?

my brain, holding me at gunpoint: sure go ahead!

me: ...aight but im gonna need you to move that gun please-

my brain: no :)

[adrunkgiraffe]

Me: *sees a meme and remembers that Area 51 vine comp I wanted to watch earlier* oh I should go on YouTube to find it

Me: *gets distracted by other videos for an hour and forgets*

Me: *sees ANOTHER meme and AGAIN remembers the vine comp* oh right I should go and try to find it

Me: forgets, again

Me: *sees-

[laurajameskinney]

“gayle,” I hear none of you asking because i have posted about this exactly once, at 4 am, several nights ago, “gayle, have you researched the northern crusades like you told yourself you were going to do in order to write that gilbert backstory like you said you were?”

the answer is no, no i have not. i have, however, spent the past couple of days learning ALL ABOUT the schism between the Catholic and the Anglican church, and the problems that caused for the english royal family. which has nothing to do with the northern crusades. and happened centuries later. and is about a group of people and a country i hate learning the history of. 

[karnalesbian]

I just watched an entire movie on the screen of the person in front of me using their subtitles because I was too lazy to get out headphones and turn on my own screen

[gay-little-pride-icons]

that took literally 15 minutes why did i put making those off for like. 5 months.