#existential scroll

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“Everything will work out in the end.” Sure. Eventually the Earth will crash into the sun and we’ll all be free from student loans and Excel sheets.

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Group projects in school were abuse training. Here’s a lazy partner, unrealistic expectations, and a deadline you don’t control. Welcome to employment.

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“You’re so mature for your age.” No. I was traumatized and trying not to be a burden. That wasn’t maturity. That was survival.

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“Weight is just a number.” Cool. Tell that to the airplane seatbelt. And the doctor who asks if I eat ice cream for breakfast.

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Shoutout to everyone keeping it together with 3 brain cells, a bad back, and unresolved childhood trauma. You are the backbone of this country.

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“Real love is effortless.” False. Real love is effort, patience, seven conversations about tone, and surviving IKEA together.

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You know you’re fully adult when “fun” means the dishes are done and you’re alone and nobody needs anything.

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Cinema used to offend everyone equally. That’s why it worked.