#exomems

[sonicaspeed123]

Knuckles receiving a music player from tails preloaded with playlists made by dif friends and listening until the battery runs out and he doesnt have spares up on angel island. Tails enhances it and makes it solar powered. He listens to it nonstop. Until it rains.

[nyahkmenrah]

I need to go to sleep (Hypnos is definitely about to kick me out of the front) but I need to share this exomemory that came back to me recently.

Me: *putting on eyeliner using a glass display case as a mirror, minding my own business*

Sacajawea, coming up behind me: Ahk we need you to get your jackals to move the vending machine, Jed got stuck behind it.

Me:

Sac:

Me: how-

Sac: no idea, didn’t ask, just another Tuesday, Octavius is panicking.

Me: *inhales* wow.

[nyahkmenrah]

My exomemories are so random and obscure. Like yes I remember the movies events but I also remember being allowed out of the museum for the first time and Sacajawea constantly having to do the ‘mum arm seatbelt’ because I kept almost wandering into traffic. Eventually she just did the ‘carpark rules’ hand hold and would pull me back whenever I got too distracted. I’m ancient how am I meant to know to stop at traffic lights?

[iron-family]

tfw true time loopers dont even give you the time of day because you started to remember the loops but you werent causing them. like I geeeeet ittttttt the non-loopers lose their essential humanity and become like puzzle pieces to manipulate but I have as much in common with you as I do with the ones who don't remember. you're just treating me like this to showcase your descent into willful isolation and self-obsession.

[rollingpigs]

once in the comments of an off the hook fan account i saw someone say "not off the mother serving in their studio in cuntopolis slayre 😭😭"

[rollingpigs]

actually i don't think i said i got new exomems integration style and erm yeas there is hyperf1sh

[unoflavored]

so in my mems all of us actually had sm sort of skill with using each others weapons, mostly bc we got bored and since, for awhile, dad wasnt training us we liked fucking around and then learned w experience/correction from each other

obv we stuck w what weapons we were most comfortable w but i was okay w using a bo staff and raphs sai and then i was just ass with the chucks

[rollingpigs]

once pim and i got called to mr boss' office and when we went in he was obviously drenched in some kind of oil but he just didn't acknowledge it. like his clothes were wet and everything he was so shiny