"Well, not really in monkey years! I’m still 14 and all!" Hoo boy, flashback to that crazy night at the beach side bar. Of course, Diddy had no luck trying to tell his friend as Conker staggered away and into a nearby tree trunk.
"… this is gonna be a long day.” He followed after Conker in low hopes of him ever sobering up anytime soon. He wondered, just how much did he immerse himself at the local pub?
"Wait wait, nooooooo tree climbing for you, dude! You can’t tell right from left or left from right now!” Diddy helped up Conker from the ground, but attempted to restrain him from laying a paw on that tree.
Annoyed, the squirrel pawed at Diddy, struggling to get to the tree. "Dammit Diddy, stop being a dick and leh.. lemme cliiiiimb.." he whined.
"Heh.. dick.. dong. Y-you've heard of that joke before, right? R-right, Dooongy Kong?" Well, Conker was distracted by doing his insane stunt, but now he was busy laughing at that tired joke from a certain social site.
"Expaaaand the dong, Diddy! Haha.. ha-caagh.. caaghk! Uwaack! Oooh.."