#lookoutdownbelow

[flatzoneandwatch]

*Watching dashboard.*

"You two quit 'Monkey'-ing around.

These bad jokes are in 'Foul' taste."

[thewanderer1049]

"Diddy, I tripped over that banana you threw during our last brawl tournament."

[kongxquest-archive]

"Well, not really in monkey years! I’m still 14 and all!" Hoo boy, flashback to that crazy night at the beach side bar. Of course, Diddy had no luck trying to tell his friend as Conker staggered away and into a nearby tree trunk.

"… this is gonna be a long day.” He followed after Conker in low hopes of him ever sobering up anytime soon. He wondered, just how much did he immerse himself at the local pub?

"Wait wait, nooooooo tree climbing for you, dude! You can’t tell right from left or left from right now!” Diddy helped up Conker from the ground, but attempted to restrain him from laying a paw on that tree.

[aredsquirrelslament]

Annoyed, the squirrel pawed at Diddy, struggling to get to the tree. "Dammit Diddy, stop being a dick and leh.. lemme cliiiiimb.." he whined.

"Heh.. dick.. dong. Y-you've heard of that joke before, right? R-right, Dooongy Kong?" Well, Conker was distracted by doing his insane stunt, but now he was busy laughing at that tired joke from a certain social site.

"Expaaaand the dong, Diddy! Haha.. ha-caagh.. caaghk! Uwaack! Oooh.."

[twotinytails-archive]

[☁]-;"GUYS,GUYS!" She shouted at the distance " We need to make something! Krool is planing to take over the island again!"

[onenuttyfamilyplusone]

lookoutdownbelow started following you

"Hello there" Alice said greeting the new visitor of the small town

[gargannoizoid]

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lookoutdownbelow

Gargan frowned slightly at the visitors. He really wasn't in the mood for any, but yet, here were more on Melodia-- well.. now known as Noizoidia. The being crossed his arms, glaring down at the strangers. "Why are you here on my land? What business do you have here?" the giant demanded.

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// tatsumoe kyun

//Just remember u asked for this.

[magnanimousmonarch-archive]

The chimp slipped in from the court gallery and decided to provide a little advice. "Yo, Princess! Ask Prosecutor Edge-man for help, I've met em' before and he has a COOL chest napkin!"

Edge-man? Hmm... Well, if you think he could help me, do you think you could give me a way to contact him? I've never heard of him before but if you say he's good, I'll gladly take your word for it, Diddy!