#exploding cows

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Transcription credits: Dorjana Širola

[clinging-to-the-bars]

Bruce Dickinson and the exploding cows

[clinging-to-the-bars]

[cognitivedissonance]

It may take explosives to dislodge a group of cows that wandered into an old ranger cabin high in the Rocky Mountains, then died and froze solid when they couldn't get out.

The carcasses were discovered by two Air Force Academy cadets when they snow-shoed up to the cabin in late March. Rangers believe the animals sought shelter during a snowstorm and got stuck and weren't smart enough to find their way out.

So I know I usually post political rants and cat pictures, but the headline... exploding cows, y'all. 

I want to write a letter to the editor using a conservative alter-ego and proclaim those cows had no personal responsibility. They relied on people to lead them and now, they have to be exploded. JUST LIKE TAXPAYERS UNDER OBAMA YOU GUISE! </sarcasm>. 

I just hurt my own brain with that.