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MSSGING: Zl Cevaprff 👽
☠- for an angry text
[Elijah]: it just kind of sucks. you get that, don’t you?
[Elijah]: i fucking love you like you’re my brother. better than that cause i couldn’t give a fuck about my brother, not compared to you. and i’m supposed to be able to hate you. you’re the guy she’s moving on to, the guy who’s making her happy like i never could. and i can’t even be fucking mad because i know you’re better for her.
[Elijah]: so right now i just sort of hate you, cause i can’t hate you.
[Elijah]: don’t worry about avoiding me tonight. i’m gonna go stay somewhere else.
?- for a confused text
[Elijah]: why is there black slime in the shower
[Elijah]: did you bring home a fucking demon milo
➳- for a fearful text
[Elijah]: fbzr uhtr uhyxvat thl xrrcf ernqvat bire zl fubhyqre
[Elijah]: v znlor gbbx uvf qevax. v qba'g xabj, v qba'g erzrzore
[Elijah]: zvyb. vs v'z abg ubzr va unys na ubhe... niratr zl zheqre
☂- for a “are you serious?” text
[Elijah]: I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID I WAS COOL WITH GETTING THIS DOG
✘- for a text that was meant for someone else
[Elijah]: you should! milo’s bomb. you literally could not get a better dude on your side.
[Elijah]: this was ABOUT you not FOR you
[Elijah]: i’m gonna hack ur phone and delete this before u can read it
ツ- for an envious text
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