Jun 16, 2020
@god quilts are fucked up.
#its been like four days? I don't remember time.#i have like a row of 6 and a row of 4#i've fucked up so many pieces#i've started just chucking them away from me when they've turned to frayed shit#i've been saying fuck cotton you know? i've been saying it for years. its a short shit fiber. and modern weaves were invented#by the devil to wipe his red distended asshole with#if i had at the very least one blessed long fibered fabric with a bias that didn't fray when you looked away from it for a second#if i had the ability to like measure out 1/4 seams without wanting to crack my own skull like an egg and scoop my own brain back and forth#like when you separate egg whites#i would look God in the eye and say 'no further questions'#quilting youtube is still shit#quilting pinterest is a little more helpful and historical costumer youtube is full of sweethearts#triangle quilt by hand#someone tell that white devil on midnight quilt show she's full of spite and lies#she deserves neither wine nor little wrapped chocolates#she's a liar#just one of these bastards JUST ONE could step by step show me how to fold these shits over and where to put the seam and what parts of#the neighboring seam you run over#someone could do that#EXTREMELY CLEAR#with little arrows#but noooo#even the machine sewers are like 'and then you just sew it! ANNND done. that's how you make a quilt#i hope you all catch your fingers under the machine feet#ONE ouchie each.#quilting is a hell sport#embroidery and beading never treated me like this#knitting tried it but i explained things to her and she understood#earring making made me the godparent of it's firstborn#spindles call me every birthday and holiday to tell me they love me and hope i'm doing well
