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Wang Feng | Barcelona Bridal Fashion Week

#the example name in my Chinese language learning app is always wangfeng

OC checkpoint because I'm curious... What's the physical trait you like the most on your OC's face? A little detail you love paying attention to when you draw them. Their face just doesn't feel complete until you've added that thing. Tell me

#maybe their blush placement? like the coloring under their skin where the shadows hit. how severe their under eye bags are #because as a natural luggage bearing ocular experience I like my characters to have some degree of the same.#that might be it. the place where their under eyes scoop. No one’s face however youthful looks right without seeing that spot #and how it connects to their nose.

sozvezdiyay

Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"

triassictriserratops

also consider - hookup era - Shane has this exact same meeting with Bad Bunny and the two hit it off. And then there are PICTURES of Shane Hollander and Bad Bunny and Ilya has to See That™.

#Ilya’s crisis not being “he wants a woman” but “was it because I’m white?” “does he just like accents?” “oh he’s gay but not gay for me”#bad bunny is the kind of man who would make you feel safe and cared for enough to try twerking for the first time and Shane has a hockey as

avianawareness

Wild Lovebirds of Maui

#my i-naturalist app was going crazy while I was in Hawaii last year that’s for sure #I saw a massive heron like the size of a toddler. I thought it was like a garden statue. it LIVED!#I felt like I was filling my Pokédex #I feel like I’m always getting plants and totally forget about the birds until I see a bird #I wish I had the underwater phone thing when there was a sea turtle swimming up by the beach. or for any of the reef fish #Hawaii has birds that make you go “oh a bird landed over there.” And then do a double take because it’s the prettiest colorway a #casual urban bird has ever been

could be brown widows! not very dangerous. brown recluses don't have hourglasses

You’re so right, I looked it up and was just about to update my tags when I saw your ask! you’re very quick and very good at identifying arachnids!

catchaspark

Myth of the Brown Recluse: Fact, Fear, and Loathing Rick Vetter Department of Entomology, University of California, Riverside, CA

treat yourself to a uc riverside spider researcher rapidly losing his cool over the course of this article as he desperately tries to convince his interlocutors, The Entire State of California, that there is literally no evidence that we have brown recluses

earlgraytay

The article is also very well written, with sentences like:

Overall, spiders are beneficial to humans in that they eat many pestiferous insects that either infest our foods (many phytophagous insects), are vectors of disease(flies, mosquitoes) or are aesthetically-challenged (cockroaches, earwigs).

#I’m gonna read it but if we don’t have brown recluses what are the brown spiders with the white hour glasses in my backyard?#like they aren’t mean but I also don’t poke em #Edit: I was thinking of the brown widows that’s on me.

canidykes

the big man is the masculine dom and the dom is the top and the little man is effeminate and transgender but fully passes as a cis man and has top surgery but since he doesnt have bottom surgery he literally has to be a bottom theres no way for someone with a vagina to top and the bottom is the sub and they are both uncomplicatedly homosexual with zero positive emotions for women and they both have adhd and autism but only the kind of autism that doesnt actually disable you and they also crossdress but in a specifically humiliating way (why would a MAN wear a DRESS??? 🤪🤪 etc.) and they live together in a big house that they can both effortlessly afford and they're married and have 2 kids a dog and a cat (because Big man is dog coded and Little man is cat coded) and neither of them have jobs or lasting damage from canon events they've been through or physical disabilities or PTSD that I cant turn into Angsty Ship Content and the sun has a big smiley face and birds are just V shapes on the paper it doesnt have to be more complicated than that you dont have to flesh them out. you dont have to. and if you think about it wouldn't it just be soooo much effort to draw a whole bird?? youre just having fun its mean to ask you for detail. and my teacher lives at the school and the bus driver lives in the bus and everything is exactly the same :)

#maddening

there should be aftercare post behavioral assessment

#“no you were regular. we’ll tell you what’s up with you clinically in a month but you were regular in there.”#“All your trivia fun facts were really cool and I’ll relay them to all my friends.”#“It wasn’t weird when you moved all my pencils into size color and type when I left the room.”#“have a snack and a sweet beverage! you used your brain so much today!”

hungry-skeleton

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

#me whining through online drivers ed this very moment

theaustinstollhaus

Agott, what the hell are these shoes

#no but what IS being buckled here?

fiber is so necessary but it’s on par with water when it comes to costly rewards for effort.

#percussion. wind. wooooooords.

i-am-a-fish

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

#Yall are getting 12 dollar lunch? damn…#I wish

spicyprincezuko

I wish all Black girls a clear shot at this world. I wish all Black girls a full belly. I wish all Black girls a respite from their many troubles. I wish all Black girls nothing but grace, prosperity, and ease. Black girls I am hoping for your continued safety and success every single day.

#thanks me too