#f1 aita

[f1amitheasshole]

AITA for getting half hard during a work activity?

So. Marketing asked me and my coworker to film a video for tiktok. I had to pick him up and due to the positions we were in, he had to press his ass on my crotch. I’m pretty sure that he knew I was chubbing up.

But in my defence, both of us agreed to do the video and it’s only a natural response to having someone grinding up on you, right? 

Should I apologise to my coworker? Would flowers be appropriate, or would chocolate work better?

[f1amitheasshole]

WIBTA if I kicked my friend off my private plane for his stupid take on a work incident?

 I own a private jet (don’t ask) and today I was involved in an incident with a colleague. He told people it’s my fault when obviously it wasn’t intentional on my end, and I also had damage to my vehicle from my losing the rear. Of course I wouldn’t risk my car like that.

Would I be an ass if I told him to fly commercial even though i already agreed to give him a ride home? Brb, I’ve to go see the people in charge of judging this now.

edit: it’s all good, we’re playing fifa later 

[f1amitheasshole]

AITA for working while sick?

I’ve had a really, REALLY bad stomach recently. I rushed back to work because, not to brag, but I’m pretty indispensable here. But I still have the runs.

Uh, I might have messed up the office toilet. And my boss’s toilet. And I can’t guarantee that my seat is 100% clean (never trust a fart!). If there’s a suspicious puddle of an unknown liquid, it wasn’t me.

Am I the asshole for going to work while sick? 💩

While I’m here, does anyone else have advice to how I should treat a colleague who is spreading office gossip that I stole his performance bonus? Should I just ignore him?

[f1amitheasshole]

AITA for not wanting to call a younger colleague by his actual name? 

There is a literal Dark Lord at work. He-who-must-not-be-named. I refuse to call him by his name even though all my colleagues do, because acknowledging him is acknowledging his talent. 

Besides, we all know what happens when we say his name, don’t we? 

I could get attacked by snatchers, or worse, expelled.

Am I really the asshole?

[f1amitheasshole]

AITA for making a move that gave my partner his 2nd WDC without letting him celebrate properly?

I wanted so bad to take the fight to the next race that I ran wide on the last turn and got a 5 second penalty. Resulting in my partner winning because I dropped one place.

Now he’s telling me he wanted to celebrate on the radio with his team 😞 Was it my fault he won in such a manner?

[f1amitheasshole]

AITA for causing people to go broke?

I recently did a merch drop and already people are complaining that I’ve caused them to spend too much money on clothes. 

I need to make hay while the sun’s shining so I hope people will understand when I charge $160 for a sweater. Plus I didn’t force anyone to actually buy it...

Am I the ass here? By the way, remember to stay positive guys! #yesmindset 

[f1amitheasshole]

AITA for wrecking my employer’s property on “accident”?

I am pretty sure that I am about to be fired at the end of this year. My CEO seems to hate me for no reason too, although I’ve been improving and getting better reviews from our customers throughout the past six months.

I was so fed up with his lack of faith in me that I might or might not have purposely crashed one of the company’s vehicles to get back at his smug butt. Now I’m feeling a little bit guilty (not really) for causing a few more hundreds of thousands in repair bills. 

Should I feel guilty about this?

[f1amitheasshole]

AITA for being happy that it was one driver who crashed and not the other?

I’ve been getting some flack online for expressing my opinion that I was glad it was Driver A out of the race and not his team mate, Driver B, on live commentary. According to them, me saying that everyone had their hearts in their mouths and were worried it was Driver B is me being a hater?? 

I mean, from the championship point of view, it’s always more fun if it isn’t wrapped up today, right? Nothing to do with my bias at all, no sir.