catch me if you can | connor bedard social media au
pairing: connor bedard x fem 2025 rookie f1 driver reader
first overall in the draft? light work. dealing with your girlfriend's unruly friends? harder than it looks.
yourusername
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yourusername: he's acting like i'm going off to war
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user1 bro had to get the hatty to give her a nice send off
user2 not one but THREE kisses blown... i'm BLOWING MY HEAD OFF
user3 and that's not ridiculous to say
_connorbedard i mean it might as well be you drive for ALPINE
_connorbedard but also this means every phone call from now on will be gatecrashed by ... them
yourusername they're really not that bad
_connorbedard they really are
_connorbedard after a game i want to relax and talk to my girlfriend not listen to how isack misses liam
isackhadjar airing out my business
liamlawson30 i KNEW you missed me
_connorbedard SEE
_connorbedard the nonsense is here already :(
yourusername you big baby
yourusername you know they're just excited to talk to my 'hunky hockey boy'
gabrielbortoleto i NEVER said hunky this is libellous
user4 welcome back 2025 rookie drama we missed you
user5 it's like seeing a dead friend
user6 let's keep max, george, hulk, pierre, esteban and connor in our prayers
maxverstappen1 you still haven't broken up with him ?
yourusername EXCUSE ME ?
yourusername i never planned to do that
maxverstappen1 but HOCKEY?
maxverstappen1 they're all assholes
maxverstappen1 and we're racing drivers
yourusername connor is not an asshole
yourusername and minty is pretty chill
fraserminten okay ???
maxverstappen1 pops knows best, remember
yourusername YOU'RE 28 BOZO
isackhadjar
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isackhadjar: how those testing days and conditioning got us feeling
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user8 anyone gonna talk about the third slide or ....
user9 the paddock really don't rate him you hate to see it
user10 someone save my goat from these children with overgrown cars
yourusername so this isn't how we agreed this post would look?
yourusername where did you even get that photo ???
isackhadjar pinterest ! it has a lot of photos of him looking dumb
isackhadjar which granted isn't that hard
yourusername can you knock it off ???
isackhadjar funny!
yourusername not really
user11 uh oh
user12 i thought this was like all banter...
user13 i mean i don't see connor liking this post or kiki-ng in the comments
user14 HE JUST UNFOLLOWED EVERYONE
user15 except alex albon, that's real of him
alexalbon i for one love connor - he sent us flowers to congratulate us on our engagement
olliebearman bro fucked up LOL
isackhadjar you SENT ME THE PHOTO
isackhadjar and @ kimiantonelli you told me to post it
isackhadjar and @ gabrielbortoleto you said y/n would be fine with it
kimiantonelli LIES
gabrielbortoleto I THOUGHT SHE WOULD BE ???
franknazar14 come to chicago bro we just wanna talk
isackhadjar ???? can you at least beat the shit out of the other four too ?
mackcelebrini i want in too !!!!
maxverstappen1 great now all of the children are fighting
fraserminten aren't you like the main issue here really?
maxverstappen1 excuse me ?
fraserminten i'm kinda scared of you...
nhlblackhawks
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nhlblackhawks: the grid had to pop in to see the goat after the miami grand prix
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user16 losing it at how y/n sat in her usual spot behind the bench and ignored the rest of the grid
user17 so real of her
user18 i mean we all know it's the lucky seat...
yourusername i missed you pookies
yourusername the @ visacashapprb admin only asks me dumb questions
visacashapprb hey! your beef is with isack NOT us
isackhadjar WE DON'T HAVE BEEF
yourusername you're scared because you saw connor fight right?
isackhadjar no
olliebearman yes
kimiantonelli yes
gabrielbortoleto yes
liamlawson30 yes
user19 oh these flip flops
user20 kinda love that y/n dragged them to the rink and was like WATCH THE GOAT AND SHUT UP
user21 i mean they should've shut up to start with
gabrielbortoleto i thought you hockey people were all about hazing
maxverstappen1 well
maxverstappen1 i'm charmed
yourusername BRO
maxverstappen1 what???
maxverstappen1 i had to be the protective big brother pierre doesn't intimidate shit
pierregasly rude.
yourusername i really don't care. you're coming down here and apologising
maxverstappen1 fine.
user22 max being charmed by connor for launching someone into the boards was the most obvious outcome here i fear
user23 at least we got something out of this
user24 connor in the paddock in the summer please 🙏
_connorbedard
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_connorbedard: if this was all it took i would've hit that frenchie with my car months ago
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user26 the refs can sleep safe knowing all the smoke is heading the grid's way for once
user27 the combined sass of connor and max should be feared actually
user28 the officiating organisations around the world are shuddering
isackhadjar ??? @ yourusername DO SOMETHING
yourusername sorry? did you hear something ?
_connorbedard idk it must be ghosts
isackhadjar I'M NOT DEAD
yourusername yet
_connorbedard you are dead to me actually
isackhadjar but I WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED THE NICKNAME HUNKY HOCKEY GUY
_connorbedard so this was all actually jealousy ???
liamlawson30 imma stop you right there
yourusername classic - everyone wants my boyfriend!
yourusername TOO BAD
user29 can it be winter break already again?
fraserminten please !!!
olliebearman who do you think you are ???
fraserminten a beloved part of the canada summer squad
fraserminten y/n actually said she prefers me and mack to you... people
kimiantonelli YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW
yourusername i mean mack and fraser didn't haze me - at most they tried to get me to teach them to drive
yourusername @ mackcelebrini there is no hope for you
mackcelebrini omg what
yourusername no but seriously, i'm sorry they're such assholes - i love you xx
_connorbedard you're worth it
_connorbedard no emotionally repressed dutchman will change that
maxverstappen1 i am actually the authority here so
yourusername are you ???
maxverstappen1 but the courts (me) have decided that he is fine
_connorbedard thanks i guess?
maxverstappen1 p wants to learn to skate so get that teaching hat on lad
yourusername we'll take it ?
fin.
note: after i revealed my true identity, it was only right to do a crossover i hope you like it even though it's a big fat massive mess lol










