#f2m; tricks

[hedonicghost]

Play dead!

["We are trying to not do that one, actually."]

congrats! you found the one (1) trick luke won't can't do!

[hedonicghost]

What other tricks does Luke know?

"We're still working on the 'up' trick, but we'll get th-"

"Phen...? Who are you talking to?"

"Oh! No one! Go back to sleep!"

[hedonicghost]

no matter how old you get, you’ll never escape your cringey high school nicknames.

[hedonicghost]

Does Luke know how to fetch?

["The agreement to keep the dove here is that he has to cook for us if he spends the night, so he tends to "fetch" a lot of our groceries."]

"I can't say I'm complaining, I like not having to spend my grimm, I just I wish he'd stop making Phenex's and my apartment smell like vanilla extract..."

[hedonicghost]

yeah "give paw" and "roll over" was cute but ive personally seen luke walking on his hind legs 😤

"Really, Anon, it's absurd to imply that I'd walk any other way."

(( anon is referencing these posts ))