#fa1loutboy

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it actually makes sense that i got shrek on that buzzfeed dreamworks character quiz because i've been texting pictures of him as reactions to rachel fa1loutboy for months

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me: TWO STEPS FORWARD

TWO STEPS BACK

WE COME TOGETHER 'CUZ OPPOSITES ATTRACT

AND YOU KNOW

IT AIN'T FICTION

JUST A NATURAL FACT

rachel: jE SUS CHRIST

me: WE COME TOGETHER CUZ OP

POSITES

ATTRACT

rachel: im gonna kill you through tbhe computer

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the only thing motivating me to get a job rn is that i'm going to save up money and go bug fa1loutboy and cappuccica

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RPF

one time fa1loutboy wanted me to write some stuff like i did way back in the ancient times (2009) and i said could naht and i am now faced with a dilemma. stay tuned for RPF 2: my friend should have gunned for a marketing degree

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where is fa1loutboy

where is my child

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raCHEL ARE YOU KIDDING ME 

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fa1loutboy replied to your post: adult life is so boring i just did dis...

I’m doing laundry rn and it’s so boring I feel dead inside????

i went down to the washing machines, put my clothes in and set a timer then went back to my dorm and did dishes in the meantime. this is almost TOO much productivity

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fa1loutboy started following you

bruh. what are you doin bruh (i love u)