#fab solo

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Bangers and Stache...

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Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex?

I had sex in the bathroom at the opera a little while ago, in New York. We went to La Bohème, and it was wicked boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom and we got caught, and it was embarrassing. If we'd gone to the men's room, people would've heard it and said, "Good on you, man." But we were in the ladies' room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn't help but crack up. I guess she told the security guy -he came in and was like, "Just go."

Would you rather lose all your hair, like Phil Collind, or make a sex video, like Tommy Lee? 

Are you serious? [laughs] Would I rather lose my hair or keep my dignity by having sex with a beautiful woman? I'll choose porno.

Fab's photo shoot could double as a tryout for My Name Is Earl -best of all, he's wearing his own clothes. And mustache.

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Being suffocated with a Heineken, like heaven. 

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Hey, Fab.

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So prettyyy