FLUFFY THEADORE HATCHWAY HEADCANNONS:
*Constance got the name from Dr. Seuss’ actual name, Theadore Gisele
*Also because she found his writing similar to Alistair’s
*Ted was raised to be a gentleman, so the boy learnt to be respect women early
*He makes zines, because plot-holes and inconsistencies in fiction drive him nuts!
*Owns a pocket watch, which was given to him on his ninth birthday
*”Teddy” and “Teddybear” are just reserved for his parents to call him, not others (stubborn like his father).
Also lmao, I'm assuming that Theodore's handwriting is ASS then lmao/lh