Not Leo/Val related Fable 3 rambles, jsyk
I made a new prince the other day, his name is Samiel, and he is AWFUL. He makes promises to everyone to get them to help him overthrow his brother so he can rule Albion and then straightup does the exact opposite of what he promised to do for them.
Promised to end child labor and help improve Albion's education system? Oh look, we need those brats to keep working the factories because no one else can do it. Oh, and we're also gonna make you PAY US for every kid you have. Child FIne's are a great idea while the economy [that he refuses to bail out] is in the toilet, no one can afford their rent, clothing, weapons, or even food because rents and goods prices are sky-fucking-high, and there's an unstoppable threat known only as The Darkness coming in less than half a year, WHY THE FUCK NOT MAKE PEOPLE ALSO PAY FOR HAVING CHILDREN!
Promised to fix and fund the Shelter/Orphanage? Y'know what we could really use in Bowerstone? A MOTHERFUCKING BROTHEL, THAT'S WHAT!
Our sewers need updating? Nah, just redirect all of it into Mourningwood and let the tree-hugging hippies live in it while it slowly destroys the forest and animal life.
Anyway, the point of this pointless post is that Samiel is an awful, terrible person who will marry you, fuck you, and then kill you before you get your knickers back on [no, literally, he married some chick, fucked her, had a kid, then shot her in the head and left the kid at the orphanage]. He's so fucking awful that he's just been standing in the middle of Bowerstone Market, just standing there, not doing anything at all, and people have been screaming and running in pants-shitting TERROR for four days straight in-game-time
I kind of love this asshole.
