#fabroflavio

[ask-america-talia]

“Thwack!" Flavi's hand slapped Alfred's rear. "Bad bad boy."

Put “Thwack!” in my inbox and my muse will respond to yours slapping their ass.

"Ah! What?!" Alfred shot him a look, not at all expecting Flavio’s sudden appearance - Especially in such a manner. He couldn’t really recall anything to warrant this, so of course denial was the immediate response, "I didn’t do it! I was forced against my will! There’s no proof!"

[ask-america-talia]

♣ (Flavio )

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

Looking around and realizing he was totally lost, didn’t understand any of the signs around him and was feeling kinda dizzy, Alfred dug his phone out of his pocket, sending a quick text message. Flavio happened to be his most recent contact and also could speak Italian, so he was the unlucky one that would have to direct the drunk blonde, tonight.

[Text] flav need translate kinda got kikd outa the bar n got lsot

[Text] wat the hells a teatro and can i get a bus tikt there?????

[bello-omicidio-blog]

Flavio snuck back in through the window and hugged Luciano from behind. "Hello Luci dear! Are you feel'in better now!? "

Ahh who was holding him?! Wait, that voice, oh..oh! Flavio!

He turned around and wrapped his arms around his older brother. “Fratello~!” 

[bello-omicidio-blog]

"Oh by the way , I'm going to have a kid soon. You better not try and do anyth'in." (Flavi no)

Uh. “A real, blood-related kid? And what is that supposed to mean? What do you think I would do?” 

[bello-omicidio-blog]

Flavio leaps out suddenly and climbs up on Luciano's shoulder.

Luciano was taken off guard and almost toppled over from the added wight. He tried to shove Flavio away. He could feel his breath against his neck and he didn’t like it at all. 

“Get off!” Commence the violent thrashing and attempts of shaking the other Italian off. “You and your fat ass can go to hell!”

[so-awesome-its-illegal]

Flavio perches on his window seal and starts to lick his hand. His cat ears flick around and his tail swishes in irritation. "They got me again. Plus I think Luciano might try to kill me soon."

Cat. A cat?! Seriously? Gilbert stared for a moment, trying to compute just what he was seeing. Man, the grey-faces loved messing with people. Ah, he said something about Lucy. Killing? Something about killing. "Maybe Lucy doesn't like cats."

[ask-america-talia]

romanonotpizza said: (( FFF)) “Oh great you and Flavio…. “

"Is he a were-dog... Wolf... Whatever like me, too? We can totally team up and use our newly gained powers to fight crime! And also, possibly bury stuff in the garden."

[bello-omicidio-blog]

[text ] Mi Displace. But you brought this on him yourself by failing to warn him about me.

[text: Gucci bastard] What the hell are you talking about