Dec 3, 2013
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Happy birthdayyyyy :D
Awww thanks love!
~Still can't get over literal lilac niall~~~~~~~~~~
Lifehack: drink orange juice right after brushingn your teeth or using mouthwash. The oj taste will be 20x better. 10/10 would recommend
I LOVE IT WHEN LIKE BABIES AND SMALL ANIMALS ARE WRAPPED UP IN TOWELS AND STUFF AND THEY BECOME SMALL WARM TACOS OF JOY. I LOVE BABY TACOS.
If you make fun of me or humiliate me and I laugh, it's not because I find you funny, or I agree with you. It's because I'm imagining the look on your face in twenty years after I inform you that I've abducted and slow roasted your future children.
What if water HAS a taste but its so complex that we can't taste i, like what if water has a better taste than pizza or Nutella but only humans can't enjoy it?
My reaction after having a joke explained to me is either "oh hahahaha I get it now" or "oh my god that was the worst joke ever don't talk to me again"
Fan fictions that are really really good but update really really slowly make me want to run a steamroller over my heart