Nov 18, 2016
Haldir: You must forgive my companion. He tends to face bomb a lot.
Thranduil: Legolas, stop that.
Legolas: What?
Thranduil: You know what. Just because you have a devastatingly handsome father doesn’t mean you have to continuously show off your gene pool every chance you get. It’s not nice. Do what I do.
Legolas: What?
Gandalf: Thranduil, stop it.
Thranduil: Stop what?
Bard: Doing that gorgeous thing you do all the time.
Thranduil: How would you know I was doing it if you weren’t looking at me? I’m just standing majestically between the two of you. Can I help it if my wardrobe is as beautiful as I am and I wear it fabulously?
Bard: Good point.
Gandalf: Immortality is overrated.
Thranduil: Not when you look like me.
