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Worst Wolverine will never have to ask Wade for rough sex, all he has to do is look him in the eyes and say "Honda Odyssey" then go wait in the bedroom.

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Jiglup is the single funniest thing in the world to me because these two grown men look each other in the eyes every day of their lives and decide "Nah, I love this guy a little too much to fuck him."

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Yeah, yeah, Zero Lupin half flirting half teasing with Jigen and embarrassing him is great and all, but Jigen catching Lupin completely off guard by clapping back with a response that goes far beyond teasing territory and straight into "Yeah, i like you, so what?" and making Lupin realize his heart belongs to Jigen just as much as Jigen's belongs to him?

Chef's fucking kiss.

That's the good shit.

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Honestly I think if you made a "nygma balls" joke to the Riddler he would just keel over and fucking die like a fragile Victorian gentleman.

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Kinda fucking sucks that the current state of acceptable sexual displays means that grown ass adults can write toxic smut novels for minors but Deadpool and Wolverine can't have sex in their rated R movie.

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Headcanon that Jigen does not handle being sick well. I'm talking delirious, can barely move, two seconds away from a hospital visit, and it is one of the only times he will fully allow Lupin to pamper him.

Anytime he feels a cold coming on, it doesn't even matter if they've just had screaming match turned fist fight, he'll go and lay with Lupin and just let himself be taken care of. There's always a fluffy pair of pajamas, plenty of vix, chucken soup, and a medicinal bath waiting for him. Lupin doesn't like seeing Jigen sick, but he can't deny how lovesick he gets when he touches Jigen's face to feel his temperature, and Jigen instinctively leans into his touch. He won't remember most of what happens once he's better, so Lupin takes full advantage of every second he get to say he loves him without the consequences.

Jigen remembers the I Love You's though. They might go to the grave with him if he doesn't say something eventually.

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Lupin III: The First was my first introduction to the series, but Lupin Zero is by far my favorite, because I feel like it easily could have lead to a completely different reality for Lupin and Jigen than what we have in the rest of the series. I firmly believe that if the two of them hadn't parted between the events of Lupin Zero and Part 1, they would be together.

As teens, they're still quite true to their adult selves, but they're not as hardened, they're more honest with themselves and each other. Jigen especially had a lot of bad experiences and cruel teachers in their years apart that have made him as emotionally constipated as he is, and his refusing to admit feelings for Lupin is a big part of the reason they aren't together; Lupin has a respect for Jigen's boundaries that few people have earned from him.

But if they had never parted? If Lupin had stuck just as close to the gloomy little boy whose heart he stole? If Jigen hadn't been forced to finish growing up before he was ready? I don't think that Jigen could have kept his crumbling walls up for much longer. Eventually they would lock eyes one day and both realize that there was nowhere else they would rather be.

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*holds you at gunpoint*

If Jigen and Lupin got engaged, who would propose, how would it go, what would the rings look like?