Rants About EVERYTHING

Side blog to Rants About OPM where I talk about all the other things that make my brain itch

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Hiatus

If you commissioned me, it will be about a month before I get your fic to you, I need to lay low online right now as I apparently am being stalked.

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YA'LL...THEY DIDN'T HATE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Have u not seen the car "fight"?

They definitely did hate fuck

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This is the Deadpool series, they had no problem stuffing the first film with sex scenes of Wade and Vanessa, but now all of a sudden they're playing coy?

Nah, as far as I'm concerned, it's cowardice. Poor little Disney couldn't handle having an actual gay sex scene. I don't care how much anyone gasses up the Honda Odyssey, we were robbed, and everyone is acting like we got a feast. Nice scene, I liked it, but we deserved some real food.

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Worst Wolverine will never have to ask Wade for rough sex, all he has to do is look him in the eyes and say "Honda Odyssey" then go wait in the bedroom.

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Kinda fucking sucks that the current state of acceptable sexual displays means that grown ass adults can write toxic smut novels for minors but Deadpool and Wolverine can't have sex in their rated R movie.

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YA'LL...THEY DIDN'T HATE FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Shinobu walking down the hall of the mansion when the door to Lupin's room slams open, and some angsty looking kid she doesn't know is trying to scramble out on his hands and knees. He falls flat on his fucking face, and is dragged screaming back into the room.

The door closes. There is gun fire and shouting.

Shinobu goes to make dinner.

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Headcanon that Jigen does not handle being sick well. I'm talking delirious, can barely move, two seconds away from a hospital visit, and it is one of the only times he will fully allow Lupin to pamper him.

Anytime he feels a cold coming on, it doesn't even matter if they've just had screaming match turned fist fight, he'll go and lay with Lupin and just let himself be taken care of. There's always a fluffy pair of pajamas, plenty of vix, chucken soup, and a medicinal bath waiting for him. Lupin doesn't like seeing Jigen sick, but he can't deny how lovesick he gets when he touches Jigen's face to feel his temperature, and Jigen instinctively leans into his touch. He won't remember most of what happens once he's better, so Lupin takes full advantage of every second he get to say he loves him without the consequences.

Jigen remembers the I Love You's though. They might go to the grave with him if he doesn't say something eventually.

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Covering my walls in posters of Felicia Chao's art work would fix me.

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I think it's kinda wack that Yomiel gets put in the special jail in the new timeline, because at this point, all he's done is hold a kid hostage and threaten a cop. Like, there is nothing special about that???

It most certainly does not warrant ten years alone in the special jail. He's literally the only one there, because he never went about proving his powers by making the previous occupants do crazy illegal shit, therefore they never got arrested and put there. It's just him, for ten years. Why do they even still have the special jail when it was made specifically for crimes committed by possessed people?

Said it before, and I'm saying it again, if I was Yomiel, that shit would have made me go crazy all over again.

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Me when I erase 95% of Naruto canon so that I can rewrite it as a Slice of Life adventure:

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Lupin III: The First was my first introduction to the series, but Lupin Zero is by far my favorite, because I feel like it easily could have lead to a completely different reality for Lupin and Jigen than what we have in the rest of the series. I firmly believe that if the two of them hadn't parted between the events of Lupin Zero and Part 1, they would be together.

As teens, they're still quite true to their adult selves, but they're not as hardened, they're more honest with themselves and each other. Jigen especially had a lot of bad experiences and cruel teachers in their years apart that have made him as emotionally constipated as he is, and his refusing to admit feelings for Lupin is a big part of the reason they aren't together; Lupin has a respect for Jigen's boundaries that few people have earned from him.

But if they had never parted? If Lupin had stuck just as close to the gloomy little boy whose heart he stole? If Jigen hadn't been forced to finish growing up before he was ready? I don't think that Jigen could have kept his crumbling walls up for much longer. Eventually they would lock eyes one day and both realize that there was nowhere else they would rather be.

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If you sometimes mix up words in a written sentence/think a sentence is badly worded when it isn't, that's your writer's brain disliking the author's voice and trying to rewrite the sentence as you read it, even if there isn't something grammatically wrong with it. It's just not how you would word it, and your brain is mad about it.

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Yeah, yeah, Zero Lupin half flirting half teasing with Jigen and embarrassing him is great and all, but Jigen catching Lupin completely off guard by clapping back with a response that goes far beyond teasing territory and straight into "Yeah, i like you, so what?" and making Lupin realize his heart belongs to Jigen just as much as Jigen's belongs to him?

Chef's fucking kiss.

That's the good shit.

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Need someone to tell me all the characters and important facts about Naruto so that I can easily write all of that out of my fic where Lee and Sakura get to kiss.

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Me: Oh, my foot is itchy.

Me the next day: Ugh, now my whole leg is itchy.

Me the day after: Why am I itchy everywhere?!

The KT tape I've been wearing on my knee for three days despite being allergic to most adhesives: 😶

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I've noticed a lot of Youtubers I follow changing the thumbnail of their video like three times after it releases and I'm not sure if it just so happens that a couple people I like watching have been undecided on thumbnails, or if it's a new thing YouTubers are doing to repeatedly make videos seem new and thus more appealing to their audience.