#facetiousdespair

[detective-kyoko-kirigiri]

@dualxtalents right now.

Ft. @despuddle, @fashicnkiller, @facetiousdespair, @twintaiiled, and @thequeenofdespair

Special Mentions for @despairadox, @ofdesperationis, @hxpelesszetsubx, @hxpewrecker, @maidenofdespair, and @gorebled. I ran out of room. It was first come, first serve. Sorry. XD

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8,9,10

Munday Asks | Accepting!

08: How long per week do you estimate you spend on RPing?

Let’s just go with ‘way too much’. XD I almost always have tumblr and my other RPing site open even when I’m playing a video game. (My computer has a dual monitor setup.) For actual RPing though… let’s go with about 20-25 hours a week. 30+ on weeks when I have a lot to hit up.

09: Which writer(s) inspire you?

Pretty much all of my mutuals. Some standout ones include  @frosted-mermaid, @airheaded-donuts, @piixlexic (from both before my tumblr hiatus and after), and @fashicnkiller. All of you guys inspire me tho!!10: What is your spirit animal?

I’m not sure, honestly. Probably a dog, or a wolf.

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@facetiousdespair "I have been told that you are the Super High School Level Fashionista... perhaps you would like to enlighten me how culture​ has impacted clothing trends and such."

[perfectxorganism-blog]

@facetiousdespair​

They scream.

Everything is cold and unnatural. They can’t hear her, can’t feel her within them. They have no Queen, therefore they have no purpose.

There are three of them- two Warriors with their ridged heads and bladed tails, and one Drone, with a smooth, translucent dome and barbed tail. This place, this laboratory, is the only world they have ever known, always restrained, always tested on by the fleshy, two legged creatures that had taken them as eggs away from their Hive, studying them as weapons from the very day they burst forth from their hosts chests.

The Drone is calmer then the Warriors, who screech and flail in their metal restraints all day and night, while it simply watches the scientists...observes them as they stock up canisters of royal jelly, taken straight from the Queen and containing all of her pheromones and scents. Their existence changes on that day.

The alarms blare red and the humans are panicking, the smell of their fear thick in the air, exciting them. The power goes out shortly after, encasing the lab in darkness, unlocking all the doors...and undoing the automatic restraints, freeing them for the first time since their birth. At first their actions are simply mindless killings, leaving the bodies as they have no command to feed or bring new hosts to the Hive....then they believe they smell it...or rather, her- unaware that what they are actually smelling is the canisters of royal jelly, locking away from their senses in those compressed cells.

The trio hisses to each other, blood and drool dripping from their jaws as they excitedly climb the walls, trying to get to their Queen as fast as possible.

[detective-kyoko-kirigiri]

@facetiousdespair answered your ask: http://facetiousdespair.tumblr.com/post/158994149818

It definitely qualified as surprise... for a minute or two... but how else was one supposed to react when found face to face with...... themselves!?

Of course, when the shock wore off, her mind got right to work. The detective’s usual neutral expression hardened- lilac irises glossing over every inch of her doppelgänger in seconds.

Hair. Eyes. Voice. Clothes. Height. Shape. Every detail. Every inch. Investigated.

“..................”

“Enoshima, what are you doing here, and why are you dressed like me?”

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just a fun little character game. fill in the below categories with 3-5 things that your character can be identified by.    repost and tag away !  PLEASE REPOST : DO NOT REBLOG.

EMOTIONS / FEELINGS.

01.  Fascinated  02.  Amused  03.  Thoughtful   04.  Obsessed 05.  Observant 

COLORS.

01.   Olive green 02.   Black 03.   Rose red 04.   Off-white 05.   Canary yellow

SCENTS.

01.  Sake 02.  Bandages  03.  Garlic 04.  Permenent ink 05.  Makeup 

OBJECTS.

01.   Bandages 02.   Mask 03.   Rope 04.   Cap 05.   Makeup 

BODY LANGUAGE.

01.   Holding his shoulders 02.   Placing his hand on his mask 03.   Fidgeting with his bandages 04.   Extending his hands outwards 05.   Touching his cap

AESTHETICS.

01.   Makeup 02.   Roses and masks 03.   Bandages 04.  Japanese uniforms  05.  Folklore 

TAGGED  BY:  @facetiousdespair

TAGGING: @faithfaire @ongakuvoices @celestiatheultimategambler @positivepianist 

[If you’ve already done it, sorry >>;; I try not to tag so many people in these kinds of things so yeah don’t be upset if you’re not in it]

[gambogeish]

aquamarine, biotite, bloodstone

Crystallized Headcanons (still accepting)

aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed

Aside from his bedroom, Saihara feels the most relaxed in a library.  His love for books and quiet spaces make libraries feel cozy and warm for him, and as long as no one is making a racket, libraries are the perfect place of solitude.  

biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with

Saihara’s current ‘big problem’ is his struggle to continue on with his detective work while under the societal pressure to succeed.  With his uncle pressuring him to usurp Kirigiri for her SHSL title, Saihara has began to lose faith in himself and his love for the job.

bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large

Saihara sees himself as just another insignificant speck of the universe.  Since he doesn’t have a SHSL title, there isn’t anything of special importance about him, which is an ideal that current society pushes onto the youth of Japan.