#facund

[the-lexicographer]

Word of the Day

Facund, adj. /fak-ənd/ - Eloquence.

      Source: The Oxford Universal Dictionary, 1933

[facund]

So I'm walking in the hallway to class and this girl walking next to me just turns and says "you're really pretty" and I was just so shocked. I couldn't get over how surprised I was to hear her say that to me. But really though, I wish for more people like that nice freshman girl

[facund]

So I was at work the other day and there was a bowling ball stuck in this guys lane. So I go down the lane to get it for him but its farther back than I thought so I had to crawl down where the pins are to get it. Then the sWEEPER COMES DOWN AND SWEEPS ME IN THE BALL MACHINE. THE PINS DROP DOWN ON ME AND IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT UNTIL THE BAR RELEASES ME OUT LIKE A NEWBORN BABY. I was a fucking human bowling ball.

[facund]

I knew my stomach was fat, and now my dad just validated that. Thanks.

[facund]

I'm entering my hottest phase of puberty and I am not happy with how its going

[facund]

I miss the days I will never have

Me

[facund]

I don't have one of those great best friends. No one to share stuff to and get just as excited about it. No one to talk to when my favorite book ends. No one to cry with when school gets stressful. I don't even have internet friends. And that's pretty pathetic

[facund]

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife or nah?