I decided to do what real artists call a “Warm up sketch” which I guess is a thing???
But yeah, was going to draw, decided to pre-draw-draw... turned into a fairy Astrid?
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I decided to do what real artists call a “Warm up sketch” which I guess is a thing???
But yeah, was going to draw, decided to pre-draw-draw... turned into a fairy Astrid?
Faestrid?
Hi all! I have had a lot of people send me requests for the Faestrid Wedding night - there are about 10 anon requests for it too XD - and I want to let you all know that I’m working on it, but it’s turned out to be stubborn, long and very hard.
Apparently there is an important plot point buried there somewhere that I’m sorting out and trying to discover, but it’s being elusive. I don’t want to leave people hanging, so I thought I’d tell you all that I’m hammering at it - excuse the pun - but it’s turning out to be a longer process than I anticipated.
On another note, I may eventually interrupt Faestrid Fridays if the story takes actual shape in my mind enough to allow me to turn it into a full length story. I’m ruminating on it; we’ll see.
Hi awesome girl! About the fairy Astrid AU, does Hiccup ever fight with his father about her, even if she doesn't want it, like you wrote? Do her troll friends ever try to defend her causing mayhem and destruction like good twins?
Oh does he; Angry Hiccup Alert. This drabble happens AFTER the one I’ve just posted, about a month later:
The bustle of the village around them carried on as usual, punctuated by an occasional peal of thunder. Under the forge’s roof, Hiccup couldn’t see the thunder, but he suppose it made little difference. According to Gobber, there was lightning and thunder on his face anyway. Both he and the elder blacksmith were banging on the metal, off-tune ringing one following the other like discordant bells.
‘Wanted to see me, son?’ Hiccup tensed, his jaw locking so hard that his teeth creaked loudly in my own head. He dropped his hammer onto his anvil, catching Gobber look at him gingerly from the corner of his eyes before he turned. His father looked taken aback when their eyes met, his smile faltering.
‘I did,’ he said, barely able to unlock his jaw. His heart beat in his ears when he remembered what he’d seen last evening, the reason he’d been up most of the night staring at the ceiling, caressing his wife’s hair and listening to Toothless’ snoring, thinking and thinking in circles. He hadn’t managed to come up with a delicate way to put this, so he simply let the blood pounding in his ears out his mouth.
‘Where do you get off,’ he said, yelling more than he’d thought possible, throwing his hammer into the water bucket; the water sloshed before the bucket unbalanced and tipped, splashing a stream of blackened water onto the forge’s flagstones. ‘Where do you even get off telling my wife Aunt Rosgertha’s old linens aren’t white enough? Those rags have been in storage for over a decade and they were spotted and yellow before I was born!’
Stoick had gone somber. ‘She told you?’
‘No!’ he yelled, kicking the bucket with his metal foot. Toothless, who’d been chasing the first butterflies outside, came rumbling in at the noise, obviously worried and startled. He looked around, expecting an enemy, or danger, but only saw Stoick, and Hiccup couldn’t stop himself long enough to reassure his friend at this point. He was breathing hard and advancing on his dad, almost wishing he still had his hammer in hand, and Stoick actually backed away. ‘I was flying by on Toothless! I saw it from the air, and then we landed on the house’s roof!’ Stoick opened his mouth. ‘Don’t deny it, I heard every word! “Shame on my family”, you said. “Filthy blood”!’ He turned around, mad beyond anything he’d ever felt, and kicked the anvil with his metal foot, and odd ringing sound reverberating through the area almost as if to fill the room with his anger. ‘Where do you get off, damn you,’ he said again, turning around on his father. ‘When I asked her about it, you know what she said? That it was her duty and she’d do it. She never even wanted to tell me, and you said all those things to her!’
His jaw clamped shut again, because there was a stream of insults just waiting to come out, just yearning to fling themselves at his father. Anger and hurts that were long forgotten had resurfaced last night, seeing his wife treated in a way that put her at the bottom, made her less than normal, made her all that. Being alone in a big, empty house and a big mostly-hostile village, and feeling like he had no one to turn to, at least until he’d started confiding in Gobber. It had sat on his chest like Toothless deciding to be a lap dog, and old feelings he’d thought long-gone and re-bubbled to the surface with a vengeance, anger and resentment almost making him recoil from himself before he realised; he had the right to be angry. He had every right to be, because his dad hadn’t learned anything. His anger just exploded out of him.
‘So let me tell you something, dad,’ he said, moving towards him. ‘I love you, I really do, but … I’m really disappointed in you!’ Hiccup’s shoulders slumped, the ire draining out of him once the truth had come out. ‘Dad …. she’s my wife.’ Stoick’s face twisted, like he’d bitten into a sour orange. ‘Whether you like it or not, she’s my wife. And I … I won’t let you do that to her.’
‘I’d like to see you-’ Stoick started, in a growl.
‘I made a promise!’ Hiccup said, yelling louder than his father. It was the first time he managed to drown the older man’s voice, and the first time that he managed to halt his words and make him listen. Maybe being angry had its benefits. ‘I promised to care for her and protect her! Well, I’m going to do that. Even from you.’
Hiccup was nose to nose with his father at this point, his breath ruffling his father’s beard. ‘Don’t make quarrel with you over this, dad. She’s my wife. I married her. And I’m keeping her.’
‘Son, she’s fae,’ his dad said, words tumbling out of him as if he’d been dying to say them. ‘You can divorce her, send her back to her people. You’ve fullfilled your promise! You can’t really expect me to accept a woman of their sort as a daughter-in-law, you-’
‘I do,’ he hissed back, his jaw locking again as his blood once again began pounding in his ears. Had his dad really not changed at all? Even after the dragons? Even after him? He’d thought his dad had understood that ‘different’ didn’t mean ‘bad’. ‘I expect you to accept Hildr, because she’s my wife. If you can’t, I’ll build my own house.’
Stoick spluttered. Hiccup turned around, picking up the hammer and righting the bucket, beginning to bang at the anvil again, though the nail he’d been making was too cool to work now. His dad stood behind him silently, his breath loud in the silence that lived between one hammer fall and the next.
After a few moments, Hiccup had calmed down enough to say, ‘Hildr doesn’t want me to fight with you. She stops me every time I try to in the house. She says nothing at all about you when you aren’t there. I didn’t even know you were doing this and would have gone on not knowing if I hadn’t happened to fly by, and Toothless wasn’t a silent dragon when he wants to be.’ The dragon crooned, coming closer now that he sensed Hiccup was more sad than incensed. ‘Don’t do it anymore, dad. We’ve already had this argument once. I … I won’t do it a third time.’
‘You can’t possibly…’ Stoick said. He sounded almost choked with emotion. ‘Our bloodline … grandchildren…’
‘Will also be Hildr’s children, if I’m lucky enough.’
His father was utterly silent for a few more moments before a deep sigh huffed out, and he left the forge without another word. Hiccup slumped forward, dejected and depressed that his father had not even denied his accusation. How much worse was it? What had his dad done to Hildr before now that Hiccup had not even been aware of?
‘Ye did the right thing, lad,’ Gobber said from the other side of the room. ‘Yer dad’s being a yak brained oaf.’
‘Yeah?’ Hiccup sighed. ‘Why does it feel so awful?’
‘Right things are hardly ever pleasant,’ Gobber replied with a shrug before going back to work.
Those headcanons are GOLD! Or should I say silver like those dwarf's hands? I laughed way too hard at the first one! And now I am curious about how exactly Stoick goes about keeping his son from getting lucky with his new wife ;)
Glad you liked them! And yes, yes he does. Have a short drabble:
‘Your hair is really pretty,’ he’d said that morning. Astrid had stopped walking in surprise, Ruffnut bumping into her and spilling the beans they’d collected from the garden onto the path.
He’d gone red, stooped down to help them pick up their beans, bumped heads with the girl trolls and spilt them all again. Astrid had laughed, Ruffnut had sniggered and Hiccup had pouted at them both.
‘I’m outnumbered two-to-one,’ he’s said, mock seriously as he took one of the baskets, leaving Astrid’s hands free to grab his arm. He looked like he didn’t mind. Ruffnut, walking on his otherside made a gagging motion behind his back and Astrid ignored her.
‘You are,’ she’d gone on, and then he’d left her at the door.
‘Right. I need to go. Over there. Work, work things. With things and metal see you at home,’ he’d said hurriedly, that always-lovely colour climbing his neck. He waved and marched off, moving back to the forge, taking Ruffnut with him. The girl-troll would probably go back home with a few iron burns, but Ruff seemed to like the danger of it as much as the blue scars left behind on her grey skin. Astrid was sitting on their bed though, now, idly remembering the afternoon as she brushed her hair furiously. The dragons had been boisterous, and the flight Stormfly had taken her on had been the highlight of her day; unfortunately it had also tangled her hair hopelessly, and upon remembering his off-hand comment, Astrid had frantically begun to try to brush it out before he came. Stoick was in his room and had not emerged since he’d arrived, so once her chores had been done, she had been granted a few minutes to herself.
‘Hey dad, Hildr!’ came Hiccup’s voice, accompanied by Toothless’ warbling and the noises of the door hinges and windy din outside. ‘Oof, what a howler today. Hildr, are you in?’
‘Yes!’ she called back, a little dismayed she hadn’t managed to tame her hair before he came home. His step on the stair came before she saw him, and then his tired eyes made her stand and give him a hug as soon as he was in the room.
‘You’re freezing,’ she whispered, rubbing his arms. ‘Come to the fire?’ She begun leading him downstairs towards the blaze.
‘I’ll be fine,’ he said, resisting for a moment as he tugged her back into an embrace. ‘What were you doing, I don’t want to disturb you.’
‘Brushing my hair,’ she replied, feeling slightly odd, as if she were awaiting an effect to her words. One did arrive; he blushed, and looked down the undone, knotty length. ‘It’s fraying,’ she said quickly, as if to forestall comment. She knew that up close, he really couldn’t call her hair pretty anymore, not when it looked like a rat’s nest, and she didn’t want him to take it back. She went back to the bed, sitting and resuming her brushing, the stubborn knots making her feel nervous as they seemed to multiply in front of him.
‘No wonder it’s brittle,’ Hiccup said with a slight laugh. ‘You’re murdering those knots. Here, let m- … um, I mean…’
He paused with his hand outstretched, already sitting behind her on the bed, and when she turned to look at him in surprise once again found that nice colour rising up his neck. Before he could change his mind, or wriggle out of it, she put the comb in his hand and turned to face the night fury, curled on his stone. The dragon seemed to wink at her before it stretched, heading back down the stairs and lying next to the fire.
It was completely different to have someone else brush your hair, Astrid found out. She usually barely felt the comb’s teeth, but now that he was holding it her scalp was hyper-aware of every single strand of ivory running gently against her head. He passed it down mid-way through before it snagged, and he apologised when he gasped.
‘Let me try like this…’ he muttered, and divided her hair. ‘I saw one of he matrons do it…’ Gently, he tugged at a knot with the comb, but oddly it did not tug at the roots in her head at all, and she couldn’t turn enough without snatching the hair out of his hands to see how he was doing it.
Strand by strand, area by area, her hair began to come loose one piece at a time. Soon, Hiccup was running the comb from the top of her head to the tips, dragging it slowly but firmly through all her hair and sending goosebumps chasing each other down her arm and back. A fire was lit in her body as he seemed to move closer with each stroke, his breath on her crown and nape as he brushed constantly and languorously. She wanted to lean back into him, and she wanted him to kiss her and touch her, the way that hadn’t been able to in a month. All her skin was alight, crackling if his fingers touched it, and then waiting almost painfully, as if each strand of hair on her body was straining towards him, just waiting for his own skin to stroke past.
He paused, then without hesitation, without even asking - which was so pleasantly peculiar - he split her hair into three parts, braiding it loosely. Then he leaned forward and kissed her nape very lightly. Barely a brush, barely there, it was enough to make her gasp, and she did lean into him. Almost as if they were of one mind, she moved her chin up and he curled into her, wrapping her up in his arms and kissing her, his fingers gently caressing her belly as his tongue invaded her mouth.
She was just turning to face him, eager to nudge him slowly down to the bed, when loud, thunderous paces slammed down on the steps leading up to their room. They split apart at once, startled, and Stoick entered their room without even knocking.
‘Dad, what the-’
‘Son, I need you to come downstairs. There’s a map I need you to see,’ he said, deliberately ignoring Astrid’s presence in the room. She felt both mortified and furious, her blood still pumping and the hot ghost of his soft touch on her belly still there like a brand.
‘Can’t it wait?’ he asked, and the frustration in his tone at least made her feel vindicated.
‘No, I need to sort this map out before tomorrow’s morning meeting. Come down.’ Without another word, he waved his hand towards the door and Hiccup huffed, red in the face, opening and closing his mouth before he sighed, a long hiss through puffed cheeks. He leaned in and kissed her cheek, a poor replacement for the much fierier kisses they’d just interrupted, and slid off the bed, going down the stairs with his particular clunk-thud that had come to mean familiar comfort to her.
Just before he turned and left the room, Stoick shot her a triumphant look that made her want to reach out and strangle him. He’d done this on purpose. The door to their room closed behind the large chief and Astrid was left there, breath short with anger this time, unsure whether to scream into her pillow or descend the stairs and commit murder with a rusty soup ladle as her body turned into a cold throbbing sore in its entirety, from the top of her over-stimulated skull to her tingling, itching toes.
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Hi! How are you today? I hope well! I wanted to ask if you could write something about Astrid and Hiccup bonding over her mistreatments at home in the Fairy Astrid saga.
‘Oh no, again?’
Astrid looked up, relief flooding her very tired body as she heard her husband’s voice. It had been the end of a very long day, tagged onto a rather brackish week. Tomorrow was Laugardagur - which meant rest for everyone except her. She’d be up with the light, gathering the linens to take them to wash. But she would also be with her husband, and that made it all better.
Right now, though, she had to clean up this mess.
‘The soup was bad,’ she said. In truth, it had been abysmal. She didn’t think leeks and and barley would ever taste so horrible, but they had. She’d put them in the water as Hiccup had said, put the white powder salt, put a knob of butter and just left them. They’d been odd and crunchy when she remembered them after dusting the entire house, but she’d thought that was alright, and just added more water and left them some more. It had all tasted like sucking on the black ends of Hiccup’s pencils in the end. Stoick had taken one spoonful and turned eyes full of gleeful malice on her, kicking the pot over and ruining her entire day’s work.
So she’d gathered up all the thresh again, and was in the process of scrubbing the floor flagstones - as she had all this morning, her bruised and abused hands and knees protesting - when Hiccup walked in.
Astrid sat back, smiling at him. He dropped Toothless’ saddle on the peg beside the door and looked down at the scene. The pot had been righted and rehung on its tripod, and the thresh had already been thrown out.
‘You did that this morning,’ he said sadly, and then he fell to her knees beside her, taking another floor brush.
‘No!’ Astrid protested. ‘You’re just back from a day at the forge and training the others. It’s unfair; this is my duty!’
He smiled at her, leaning forward. Her eyes closed of their own accord, heart beating wildly even before his soft lips touched hers. The contact lasted mere seconds, but it was enough to silence her, and make her wish it never stopped. He was always so warm, and kind…
‘I’ve said it a thousand times and one,’ he said with a chuckle, ‘I’ve done this all my life. If nothing else it’s an upgrade to have company.’
She really wanted to lean forward and kiss him as he’d kissed her. She almost did, but then he started scrubbing beside her, so she fell in rhythm with him, specially when he started whistling off-key, and she burst out laughing.
They were done, and spreading the new thresh when his father showed up again.
‘Hello dad,’ he said coldly, turning his back on him. Astrid bit her lip, grabbing his arm and shook her head. She did not want him fighting with his father on her account. Not when she had learned from the village how long it took him to gain his father’s favour, and how hard he’d fought for it.
‘We were almost done,’ Hiccup went on, smiling at her. ‘What’s there for dinner at the hall?’
‘Mutton, what else,’ Stoick snorted, hanging his helmet. ‘I’m turning in, son.’ He gave them a beady eye. ‘Your bedroom is on top of mine. Have mercy on your old man.’
Astrid could have strangled him. She didn’t know what he was playing at, but almost every day, he made sure to give warnings like that, as if he was trying to deter them from being husband and wife.
Well no, who was she kidding, that was exactly what he was doing and she knew it. But why? Did he think he could send her away if they did not be together for some time? Was there a human law? Did he think Hiccup would grow bored of her? Would he?
He wouldn’t grow bored, right? Jumpy, maybe. She knew she was jumpy. She would very much like to…
‘We should go to the hall,’ she said suddenly. ‘I bet you’re hungry.’
‘I’ll teach you how to make the soup properly tomorrow,’ he promised her, taking her hand. There were new callouses on hers, no longer only born of axes and weapons. Now there were marks left by the broom, the dustpan, the thresh paddle. There were some left by the kitchen knife too, but those were less callouses and more silly little cuts. As always, Hiccup took her hands to see the damage, and kissed the small abrasions. She was even more determined to get him out when his warm lips touched her palm.
‘Let’s go,’ she said in a whisper, then sidled up to him. ‘Can we stop at the barn first?’
‘We have supplies,’ he said as he closed the door behind them.
‘Not for supplies,’ she returned, looking at him meaningfully.
‘Then why… oh!’ he said, and she almost laughed when he squeaked and went red in the moonlight. Gathering her courage, her heart beating like a bird, she rose to her toes and kissed his cheek.
‘Barn?’ she asked again, trying to look coy and alluring. Her sisters had tried to teach her how. She wasn’t sure she’d learned. She just hoped she’d learned enough.
‘Barn…’ he confirmed, voice unsteady, following her as she pulled. She’d learned enough.
Faestrid Updates
Hey all! I’m receiving all of your requests, and you are not being ignored! I’m working on the Post-wedding bit right now, and also on two follow ups to the prompt AUs (one of them decided to be long, ftw - already 4 parts!). Things will begin to come online as soon as they are ready!
Thank you all for your interest <3
Hi folks! I'm taking a raincheck on feastrid Friday this week to work on two continuations to the prompt AU fics (teen angst and the runaway fic), and ALSO on faestrid wedding night. Look for them next week! Meanwhile, ask away! All faestrid prompts and requests will be answered throughout the following week, not just Friday. So call it faestrid week next week! Fire away and thank you for your support!
Faestrid Wedding
Happy Birthday Hiccup Haddock! I couldn’t think of a better thing to post for his birthday than his wedding day in Faestrid, which happens when he’s 16, exactly on Feb 29th.
Thanks to @dragonescence for the ultra quick and efficient beta job (and go read her Birthday Fic, Beholding Beauty, that’s good smut!). And @astrxd - it DID grow longer than two lines. But I cheated, and listened to THIS while writing.