#failed humor

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[the-siphonophore]

Okok multiple funny things just happened

1) I realized it was Friday the 13th and wanted to do a funny joke on my blog about it (didn't know what joke yet)

2) I realized it was 11:59pm so it was about to be Saturday already, thus nullifying the joke

3) I went to hit pause on time so I could make the joke before midnight, as I had music playing so the pause button was right under the timer

4) I hit the "make a post" button on tumbr and typed about three words before my keyboard vanished for no reason and I had to start over

Anyways how's your day xD

[geostigmakid]

If I combine Chanyeol's fire with my lightning, I bet it would be 'electri-fire-ing', ya know what am saying?

Kim Jongdae- you can’t get enough of him

[thelostpedestrian]

the call

I’m nervous tonight. Anxious and nervous. Nerxious. There’s a possibility that this person might call me, or text me if I don’t answer, and even though I would be so much happier not responding, I am afraid I will be obliged to respond. And then we will chat a bit. And there will be A LOT of awkward silences. And then they might say, ‘you seem like you’re in a strange mood.” And I will say, “I’m…

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[pixalartantfarm]

Bitch, the crotch of all your underwear is bleached because you're so damn basic

[theralance]

When Boredom Reigns Supreme by Thera Lance

Quote that black bird for me, / Cause I don’t have the time. / I’m too busy deciding / Whether great snowfalls will end it all / Or balls of fire this time.. Published at the web's largest poetry site.

An old poem of mine and an attempt to parody (and probably miserably fail at) Poe and Robert Frost.

[praggya1993]

A rude awakening is

When you're forced

To pry open your

Sleep deprived eyes

As something

shrieks inconsolably

By your side

Then bear an

excruciating pain

And curse yourself

Again and again

After remembering that

Not only did you

mistakenly set

The alarm in your phone

For not one

But two whole

blissful hours

Earlier than

the actual time

But also how you

Completely forgot

That it was an

Inexcusably sleepy

And lazy weekend

Not another

Hectic and tedious

Weekday

Before you crashed

Into your bed

Yesterday night

[crazyintheeast]

Cracked just posted the most hilariously sexist article and they don’t even seem to be aware of what they did

Cracked just posted an article dealing with the horrible conditions that women in Saudi Arabia have to suffer. Now the article itself is a mess. It completely downplays the horrific violence and oppression of women and even goes as far as actually defend the religious police over there. But this is not the worst part.

You see for the article they interviewed two people from Saudi Arabia. A woman called Aaida and a man called Adam. And even though the article deals with the oppression of women in Saudi Arabia 90% of it is just the opinions of Adam. Aaida is barely mentioned except to say how she doesn’t have rights and a quite from her on how the religious police isn’t so bad Check out the article for yourself. It’s such a horrible sexist mess that I can’t believe that @cracked has actually posted it. How oblivious can you be? Seriously maybe next time actually let a woman write these kind of article. Then you won’t look like a story straight out of the Onion