#failsnail

[persephinae]

https://build-a-diy.tumblr.com/post/60084351985/8-foot-giant-squid-pillow-youll-need-2-yards

SQUID squad

tagging @proserpine-in-phases

tyy!! i don't sew but i'll publish this for other people who sew, it looks really awesome ty!

[nudityandnerdery]

How'd you end up calling your blog nudityandnerdery?

I like alliteration, and Dorkery and Decolletage didn’t quite flow the way I wanted it to, so I went with this instead.

[monarchisms]

Ryan singing "It don't matter if you black or white, or 9 or 12 or 8" was in episode 67, the Mass Effect mash up. It was I believe in reference to the fact Michael Jackson had so many pedophile rumours around him before he died. The whole Never Land Ranch thing was rather a big deal and lots of people assumed he was at least sorta creepy with kids. I have no idea on that part but it was in pop culture knowledge.

[the previous ask, for context]

whoops! my bad! thanks for the correction.

and here’s a direct timestamp.

[laurelsofhighever]

Oc questions. 1, 25, 50 for whoever you're vibing with the most atm :)

I’m feeling my Tabris for this one, I think! thank you for the questions.

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything? Ardea Tabris doesn’t have a middle name, and most of the time she goes by Dea to her friends. Her name means “heron” in old elvhen, and her mother, who was Dalish, named her that because of the bird’s grace and its habit of striking fast at its prey when it hunts. She takes the name to heart any time she uses her daggers, and it helps her remember her mother.

25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves? Generally, she’s pretty sharp and irreverent in her humour, having grown up in Denerim’s alienage. She and her cousins spent a lot of time playing pranks to entertain themselves since they didn’t have much structure, but this made her father despair because of how easily it transitioned into petty crime. As for whether she’s funny herself, she’s witty, but depending on her audience her jokes can seem a bit mean-spirited.

50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials? Life in the alienage is pretty sparse. Dea would be pretty ready to go even without a bag since she can steal what she needs easily enough, but if she had time to pack, she’d take her daggers, a cloak for warmth, things for treating injuries, some food staples, a waterskin, and some small sentimental things like the bracelet Shianni made her when they were children.

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detailed oc asks

[somecunttookmyurl]

failsnail replied to your post:

If you're US size 6, that makes you a UK 4 which...

EVERYONE HAS TINY FEET WHEN YOUR A EUROPEAN 43!!!!

literally, and i cannot express this enough, do not care about your shoe size

[garrus-vakkarian]

@failsnail yea like we all KNOW the law says to stop for 3 seconds but like. We don’t care. It’s ride or die here

@imthehiro Yea Floridians have the ultimate BDE

[fun-sized-owl]

failsnail replied to your post “Pro tip, when someone asks if you have gluten free options on the menu...”

Some people are such assholes. Then again so are the people who eat too much bread and pasta and decided because they don't feel good after eating their weight in bread they must have a legit gluten intolerance. Like actual people who can't actually eat it exist. You just fucked yourself up on toast.

I certainly don’t want to be the kind of person who says “Oi, you can’t eat that because you don’t have coealic disease or gluten intolerance,” but I’ve literally had to go to THREE different grocers once because I needed gluten free bread and it was all gone. :/ I totally understand a lot of people go on the fad diets (and it’s been scientifically suggested that gluten isn’t great for people), but seriously... 

Sometimes I fucking wish there was a shop JUST for people who actually have coealic disease and gluten intolerance, because I actually have to eat a special fucking diet (that I don’t want to mind you because most gluten free food is absolute shit compared to gluten food), but here we are... 

Also, WHO CARES if you want to order something gluten free? It’s PERSONAL CHOICE and one shouldn’t be fucking JUDGED because they ask if there’s a gluten free menu. I didn’t fucking ask for coealic disease, and I am so sick of people looking at me like I’m some kind of hipster dude bro because I need to fucking eat gluten free food. Just let me eat my shitty drywall tasting food in peace thank you! >( 

[rahimnassar]

Diego Headcanons, any? All? Anything. I'm currently having giggles over drunk cuddly Diego in S4(re read some saved bits)

I’m replying this on mobile, so bear this with me

♡ I lowkey think he’s kinda depressed, melancholic sure, but something in the way razi talks about diego really makes me thing lettuce boi is depressed, and honestly????? that’s 100% valid considered everything’s he’s been through;♡ this is a personal headcanon and y'all can disagree, but in my point of view, diego too always blamed himself for the death of antonio’s sister, and the only reason he started to think deeper about this issue and slowly forgive himself, was because he had mc by his side. cause at first on his route, whenever ‘she’ was mentioned, diego would get all emotional and wouldn’t bear talk about it too much, but in his season 3, he literally seated down on the couch and diego himself made antonio realize that the girl would have never wanted them to keep guilty tripping each other. that said, in all the other routes, diego keep blaming himself for the death of the girl, and that’s why not only razi, but sometimes mac too talk about him like he has a great burden on his shoulders;

diego baby, I’m so sorry for I only have angsty headcanons for u, lettuce boi.