#failure princess

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Gang its an "ordering McDonald" from the dog bed" kinda day. Also i didn't know it was Saturday until i checked and it was between monday and whensday or whatever and look im just kinda bad at princessing rn

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Today i got defeated by a poptop juice bottle at nandos <<

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

...Until today I never thought it was possible to actually stumble over your tongue, but it turns out I'm a clumsy bitch (yes, in that sense) and have been doing it quite often >> I'll be trying to say words that aren't even that much of a tongue twister and suddenly it will all just turn to babble >> Like I literally stumbled mid-stride. I wonder if it's because I had braces for as long as I did as a kid << maybe I try to account for the extra stuff that was in my mouth by changing my vowels? Regardless sometimes you'll be treated to a stream of incoherent noises that sound more like someone struggling to eat food that came from a jar with a colorful label << It's truly a curse.

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Flashin people at the club in the vain hope that i wont be such a useless fucking lesbian again >>

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Being on no sleep and late for your second consecutive psych appointment on an empty stomach really puts life in perspective

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Big sis says i need to learn how to drown posts as penance for punching a kid in daycare >>

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Lost a fight with the eyeliner again...

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Gang its like 3 am i just ended up chatting with my besties for way longer than i thought >> gonna be totally useless tomorrow fml... oh well, not like i even do anything other than chase squirrels and defenestrate people i dont like (mostly the mailman and people who try to teach me math)