The princess is NOT pottytrained.

THIS IS A KINK BLOG but not exclusively! I'd love to be your friend even if you don't share my niche interests all the time! "I'm never puppy stressed when I do my puppy best!" The personal blog of your beloved latetwenties pathetic puppy princess! I endeavor to write about my complicated and glamorous life as sole heir to the throne! Tea parties and puppypaddings are serious business you know! The maids are around here somewhere too. Feel free to ask me things or petition the crown while you're here~ Oh and, if you step in something, it probably wasn't me. Honest. ABDL KINK BLOG, among other things. Also goes by but not limited to: Mutt, stinkbutt, pottypuppy, it and other object names, meat, hole, puppymill, pamperpacker, oh god whats that smell, Felina, Fifi, abusebait, rapepet, princess pottychart, mudbutt, piss puppy, portapuppy, milkcarton princess. Feel free to 'suggest' more; you have all been so helpful so far...

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

HI!!! Welcome to my funny little blog!

I'm making this to basically clear up any misunderstanding as to what this blog is about and what you might encounter here! Unfollow me if you need to! I also run an inkarnate map making blog called Princess cartographer! If you like ttrpg maps and such that's where I post mine! I try not to crossover with what I do here though >< Anyways!

This blog is 18+ (I won't be censoring myself or the content I like for anyone.) Although this is certainly not gonna be a lewd blog! I get way too flustered to reblog porn most of the time! I do like the odd lewd text post though ♥ If that ever changes though, don't say i didn't warn you!

This blog may contain allusions (or direct reference) to kink or kink culture. Also I guess sometimes I'll act like a proper kink blog so be warned!

I also just post or reblog about what I like (which is a broad spectrum,) but I will attempt to tag for it correctly. Especially for kink!

I will sometimes write or engage with things that are kinda gross abdl and such themed! The tag to block if that's not for you is #messy/stinky/wet

I am trans and that's that. She/Her!

Degree courtesy of my pawsome @maid-in-training !

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

So im super duper depressed and im gonna take a break from tumblr for a good while (we'll see how long it lasts) so yeah. Be good, don't touch my stuffies and try not to burn the place down too much.

Cya

[redstonedust]

people will insist humans are naturally selfish when feeding the birds is a common hobby. when there are wildlife hospitals you can call when you find an injured fox outside. do we get anything from helping wild animals? i don't think so. it's not personal. it's just nice. it's something we have the resources to do, so we do it. i think thats worth remembering.

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

The idea that humans are naturally selfish is a counter to collectivism and the fact that humans are endemicially empathetic. They are often the same people who will cite this reason as to why "communism can never work" etc.

It's stupid and divorced from the majority of human history where we have worked together to survive, but also developed rituals and group morals focused on aiding our most vulnerable. There is evidence for Neolithic humans caring for the sick and injured in a time where cutting them loose would have been the optimal survival strategy. If anything, contemporary Christian manifest destiny thinking and the advent of capitalism has done much of the heavy lifting in terms of environmental devastation+loss of human life.

[ashes2caches]

they should make more yaoi where it’s abundantly clear that the ‘men’ are just boymoders like seven months on estrogen with little puffy tits and everything.

[featherlewd]

Uhhhh,I had an idea similar to this. Interested to hear, y'all?

[intramomnition]

*nonverbally keeps hugging your leg every time the vacuum cleaner is in view*

oh, honey. what am i going to do with you?

it's very unbecoming of a young lady like yourself to grow so startled over silly things like cleaning supplies. what are the maids going to think when they see you cowering behind your mother?

don't start shaking! looking cute won't get you out of this now. you're my daughter, a princess, and that means you need to start acting proper. we can't have you wetting yourself out of fear in front of the palace staff, or anyone else, for that matter.

... mommy could never stay upset with you for long. why don't mommy and baby go and take a nice nap together, hm....? i'll protect you from the big, scary vacuum cleaner, even if you have to hide your face away in my bust... ♡

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

*blushes as she crosses her legs at the accusation, pouting a bit but staying silent as she hugs mama tighter...*

*...nods while still keeping the scary vacuum cleaner in view as her tail whips up a storm wagging*

[intramomnition]

choose

queen mommy [mother of princess]

maid mommy [loyal servant of princess]

Voting ended onNov 15, 2025

if you are a princessgirl please feel free to explain your decision. men need not apply

[intramomnition]

the margin has grown slimmer but. im impressed. i didnt know there was this much desire for queen mommy. perhaps i will feed the masses soon

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Gah its hard to choose >> normally i go for maid mommy because i rp a neglected princess who's mom is always busy <<

...but actual incestvis also just so wonderful <<

[intramomnition]

isn't nice that mama can give you the best of both worlds? ☺️

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Yes mama >///>

[utopians]

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

[utopians]

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

(Not leaving that in the comments holy shit)

[wolfertinger666]

first meeting pt 2

(he/him for the mouse)

(she/her for the cat)

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[kiwi-kuns-art-tumb]

When two transgenders recognize eachother in the wild (They are Newtypes)

[ontologicallyeviltortureprincess]

We're not anthropomorphizing shit, you're getting raped by that Houndoom

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

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[intramomnition]

choose

queen mommy [mother of princess]

maid mommy [loyal servant of princess]

Voting ended onNov 15, 2025

if you are a princessgirl please feel free to explain your decision. men need not apply

[intramomnition]

the margin has grown slimmer but. im impressed. i didnt know there was this much desire for queen mommy. perhaps i will feed the masses soon

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

Gah its hard to choose >> normally i go for maid mommy because i rp a neglected princess who's mom is always busy <<

...but actual incestvis also just so wonderful <<

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Day 24093 This is my house. I won’t allow anyone to harm it. There should have been no more intruders after the last one. I do not want these people here. They will leave-

Day 24095 They are siblings. They are loud. Always singing and talking and stomping. As if they must be louder than anything else.

Day 24106 There are bolts on the door now. Bolts and hideous, gaudy new locks. How dare they-

Night 24112 I was going to fill the night with terrors. But he woke up screaming before I began. She came running from the other room. They sleep right across the hall from each other, with the doors on a crack. …they are young, are they not, to be living on their own. Was I ever so young?

Day 24129 She has fixed the squeak in the door at the top of the stairs. It never squeaked when I still lived.

Day 24121 The noise of the doorbell scares them. But they get so many deliveries. It is a good bell. It has worked all these years- I can see one of the men coming now with his packages, trudging up to the door. …perhaps if I knock before he is here, they will come and look before he can sound the bell.

Day 24114 He is planting flowers in boxes on my windowsills. I always wished I could have some flowers.

Night 24137 She is afraid of the dark. I could see it in her eyes when she got out of bed. …I lit the lamps for her.

Day 24142 They have moved the couch to the sun spot a little to the right of the window. That is where I used to have my armchair. It is the only sensible place for it.

Day 24163 Sometimes the noises of the world are suddenly too much for him. He winces and tries not to sway his head. This is my house. …I can keep it calm and quiet for a while.

Day 24178 She just got a phone call and now they are both laughing. Laughter is a good sound, isn’t it. They said this house has been good luck…

Night 24205 They are singing in our kitchen. He found my cookbook in the gap at the back of the kitchen cabinet and now they are trying to cook. They wanted to start with the soufflé. They don’t even know how to make béchamel! I turned the page to the casserole instead.

Day 24236 This is my house. These are my boarders. I won’t allow anyone to harm them.

[anachronistic-cat]

I’m crying. This just hit all my emotions

[modernsuperhero]

i love this so much!!!!!!

Local Ghost Adopts Children

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

YOURE THE BLOG THAT GOT ME TO 60 NOTIFS

WHAAAT WAH LOOK IM SORRY I GOT LOST DOOMSCROLLING AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO BOTHER YOU AAAAAAA

[hamaonoverdrive]

[ambiartician]

The Knight of Shining Justice has a ❕ Quest for you:

Give it a quest [500xp]

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

THE PRINCESS [COMMANDS] YOU;

Um yes, hi id really like um, like eighteen mcnuggets and likr, ah, like you know, that burger with the bacon? Latge fries and... oh! A mcflurry with chocolate please....

Oh! And, like, dont tell my maids please? Im not supposed to have this kind of stuff!

DO YOU ACCEPT? [YES] / [NO]

[ambiartician]

[YES] The Knight of Shining Justice Condition: Very Broke ! The Knight of Shining Justice searches for a solution (...) The Knight of Shining Justice gained +2 Thievery. Your Maid spotted The Knight of Shining Justice ! Your Maid spotted The Knight of Shining Justice ! A Random Maid spotted The Knight of Shining Justice ! The Knight of Shining Justice is searching for a solution (...) The Knight of Shining Justice has gained +3 Attack. The Knight of Shining Justice? has returned from its quest.

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

YAY!! okay um, ahem right...

THE PRINCESS OF COOL AND AWESOME GRACIOUSLY ACCEPTS YOUR RETURN AND AWARDS YOU WITH [500 XP-O-OWIE! HEY LET GO OF MY EAR WAH!

No... no its not, wwell, yeah i know im not supposed to but-HEY NO! NO THATS NOT FAIR IT WAS AN OFFICIAL QUEST! THOSE NUGGIES ARE MINE! HEY! Cant we at least go play in my room? Please? I promise i wont spoil my dinner-

N-No, hey i know but, d-dont scold me in front of my new friend okay? Its not cool a-and Im like... still your princess and stuff... YEAH I AM TOO! I CAN COMMAN-OWIE OKAY OKAY PLEASE NOT THE EAR I'LL BE GOOD IM SORRY WAAH

*some time later, the puppy returns with an awkward gait, looking over her shoulder as she rubs her butt*

T-The princess of um, c-cool(ish) and awesome(?) wants you to um, keep the quest items... she doesn't want to spoil her dinner... and stuff...

Y-Yeah.

[ambiartician]

The Knight of Shining Justice has a ❕ Quest for you:

Give it a quest [500xp]

[thepuppypaddedprincess]

THE PRINCESS [COMMANDS] YOU;

Um yes, hi id really like um, like eighteen mcnuggets and likr, ah, like you know, that burger with the bacon? Latge fries and... oh! A mcflurry with chocolate please....

Oh! And, like, dont tell my maids please? Im not supposed to have this kind of stuff!

DO YOU ACCEPT? [YES] / [NO]

[closet-keys]

Have you been following the news in Gaza since the ceasefire was declared?

You are probably aware that a ceasefire agreement was declared on October 10, 2025. I'm sure you know that Israel has violated the ceasefire, too. But do you how many times?

How many times has Israel violated the ceasefire (through military attacks*) in the first month?

over 82 times

over 182 times

over 282 times

Voting ended onNov 14, 2025

*I am using "military attacks" to phrasing to refer to the continuation of attacks by air, artillery and direct shootings.

the answer will be in the end of the thread, or you can look it up in the news yourself.

[closet-keys]

Part of the ceasefire agreement required Israel to cease blocking the entry of vital humanitarian aid into Gaza.

In the past month, 18,000 aid trucks were supposed to enter Gaza, at a rate of 600 per day.

How many of the 18,000 aid trucks arrived at their intended location in Gaza within the first month of the ceasefire?

under 17,000 (over 1,000 aid trucks blocked)

under 8,000 (over 10,000 aid trucks blocked)

under 4,000 (over 14,000 aid trucks blocked)

Voting ended onNov 14, 2025

My friend Ahmed (@ahmedaldaniii) and his family are suffering under this blockade. They desperately need to raise funds to afford food and healthcare.

You can donate to his vetted (#198) GoFundMe here:

Donate to Help Ahmed And His Family Live Safely., organized by Ahmad dany

My name is Ahmad Dany. I am writing to you from the heart of the daily suffering we … Ahmad dany needs your support for Help Ahmed And His F

[closet-keys]

Please do what you can to support Ahmed and families like his in Gaza.

I have written weekly about how he struggles to get access to nutritious food, clean water, medicine, and healthcare. I urge you to treat this with the urgency Ahmed deserves.

He is just a teenager, and has endured continuous trauma. He needs support.

Answers to my questions are below this cut:

Al Jazeera reported today that:

Israel violated the ceasefire agreement at least 282 times from October 10 to November 10, through the continuation of attacks by air, artillery and direct shootings, the Government Media Office in Gaza reports.

As for the blocking of aid,

From October 10 to November 9, only 3,451 trucks have reached their intended destinations inside Gaza, according to the UN2720 Monitoring and Tracking Dashboard, which monitors humanitarian aid in Gaza.

[ahmedaldaniii]

Please, friends, help us. The suffering continues here because the occupation forces have us surrounded and are preventing us from receiving food, medicine, and all our necessities. We are extremely hungry now and need your help by donating so we can buy some food and repair our torn tent. Please help us by donating.

[tpwrtrmnky]

Please donate! Ahmed needs support to afford basic necessities!

[ex-riddlecats]

please donate ❤️

[pitbolshevik]

please donate

[sporesgalaxy]

Please help Ahmed with his vetted campaign

[ahmedaldaniii]

Please, friends, help us. We need your help more than ever because our bodies can no longer endure the hunger, pain, and cold. We haven't eaten bread for almost a week, unfortunately, due to the high price of food and its unavailability in the market. Please, friends, help us by donating so we can buy healthy food. Please donate.

[sphinxgirlbaeddel]

please donate and share!

[titleknown]

...I'll probably make a bigger post on that when that package comes out, but since Congress is back in session, they're trying to push a package of "Online Safety" bills with KOSA in it in the house, and we gotta prepare to push against it.

The good news is that this house version takes out the Duty of Care, the most dangerous provision; and reconciling it with the Senate version might further delay the bill.

The bad news is that it'd being packaged with a bunch of other dangerous bills, including one that's possibly far more dangerous called the App Store Accountability Act that would basically require your ID or scanning your face on any website that lets you download a program at all.

Like, if you keep in mind that 5 mil users is a very small amount in net terms, their views on what they call an "App Store" are fucking absurdly broad:

So yeah, boost this where you can and prepare for a fight.