#fair point though

[celiacelie-stuffblog]

Me: I don't like trader Joe's. Stresses me out and there's hipsters everywhere

Therapist: You have an undercut?

Me:. :0 :l >:l

[girlf-riends]

Angry birds?

BAHAHAHA PLEASE

[enchantedto]

being girlfriends with megan 🤧

@sweetteaswift you are my reputation

what’s my reputation in the fandom?

[halohamilton]

Now that I've had a good night's rest, lets talk about an all white cast in the year 2020 💀

[sinistercephalopod]

Me: Oh God, why are you watching the inauguration? You hate Trump!

Roommate: I just thought maybe someone might shoot him.

[suaimhneas-gairid]

sorry to pop into your asks inbox like this but my ONE beef with the hockey thighs option is: he does not have hockey thighs. like the fact that he can fit into those leather pants? and walk into a store and obtain pants? unlikely. imho he hasn’t the quads to match.

(it’s a pants commercial but fair warning for ass) perhaps this is a reference: https://youtu.be/_jUvEOqSPXs , cheers & in any case, hope u have a good day [sparkle emoji]

This is a fair point. He's an ex-player so he hasn't currently got the mass to be real hockey thighs. Okay the poll isn't precise but let's be real not a single coherent thought has entered my head since Shower time 🛀🚿🧽💦🧴

[thelasttime]

I'm honestly glad Joe hasn't done a Met Gala since he's been with Taylor. He'd turn up in a boring suit (no shade but he would) and half the fandom (and non fandom probably) would joke around about the fact that he wore a boring suit to the met gala (in the same way people normally make fun of celebrities for not dressing to the theme) and then the other half of the fandom would act like you've insulted Taylor personally and then it would turn into a massive fandom thing

and i'll be sitting there in the middle like "haha guys look harry styles is there too, haylor rights"