Bad Octopus

Don't mess with the mollusk. Just kidding, I'm totally chill. Ask me anything. (Also my art and writing tags are #my art and #my writing)

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Spinner dolphins off the Napali coast!

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Spotted this in Hawaii. I mean... I'm not gonna argue.

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Can't believe I have to work on my birthday. Booooooo

[joaka-chan-deactivated20210324]

Why people like tamatoa so much?

[chainsxwsmile]

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I cracked up at this when it was on The Simpsons twenty years ago, and I'm just inexplicably glad it's still a thing

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I finally drew my human Tamatoa again. WHY did I have to make this jerk so DETAILED? *cries* Anyway, I realized I never drew him looking particularly evil or menacing, so here you go. Apparently he's enormous, because Maui's hook is taller than Maui is. Yikes.

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HOW DID IT ESCAPE MY NOTICE THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN EIGHT DAYS??

[stopplayingthatsoddingbanjo-blog]

Burn Gorman appreciation post bc why not

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If anyone asks, this man is super weird-looking, and I absolutely have not been in love with him for twelve years

[fashion4ducks]

You were missing some judgey Gottlieb. Fixed it for you. 

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LOL Gracias

[stopplayingthatsoddingbanjo-blog]

Burn Gorman appreciation post bc why not

[sinistercephalopod]

If anyone asks, this man is super weird-looking, and I absolutely have not been in love with him for twelve years

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Went on a last-minute, extremely-poorly-planned camping trip this weekend. No cell phone signal. No Wi-Fi. No regrets.

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Life in the United States

[667darkavenue]

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Someone made a gif of my favorite part

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So this happened. @zommbro

[lmnpnch]

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My favorite scene in anything ever

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Getting my hair chopped off today! Excited/terrified

[archived-zombbean]

Pics or it didnt happen xD

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Getting my hair chopped off today! Excited/terrified

[noaasanctuaries]

Happy Valentine’s Day from your National Marine Sanctuary System!

Here, a Hawaiian monk seal and green sea turtle snooze together on a beach in Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument.

Photo: Mark Sullivan/NOAA

[sinistercephalopod]

Happy Half-Price Chocolate Eve, everyone!