#fake drunk

[debbiejnguyen]

It’s so funny LOL I don’t drink but everyone thought I was drunk. I would totally make a fun drunk…

Dropped a marshmallow in the sand. Almost fell backwards. Struggled to put on my sandals. Almost tipped over again. Almost ran a red light. Put my pants on backwards.

Lol oh man. What a fun night though :-)

[oleathe]

Have you ever been drunk and tried to text somebody and was like "I have to keep it together make my sentences make sense and look good or they gonna think I'm fake drunk"

[yolororo]

I am the best fake drunk ever. Seriously.

[stumpomatic-blog]

[adg91]

Coke? Trippy? Since When?

I saw someone just comment on someone's tumblr sayin that their blog is 'trippy' when you're 'coked out'... Ummmm. Since when did coke make you hallucinate other than maybe the fact that you've been on a binge and stayed up for days and your brain is all fucked and you're restless but can't sleep cause you're hyped sooo then you'd be seeing shit. Or is the coke you're gettin laced? Orrrr do you not know the drug you've done lol. From my experience, I never saw shit! Probably just one of those kinds of people that like to push glorifying drugs to an extreme and say they're high when they aren't... I think we all know someone who does that, even with alcohol maybe. Bitches laughin at everything, slurrin their words, literally tripping over shit that ain't even there, and 5 seconds later when they think no one's watchin, they straighten up their step and everything is crystal clear including their speech.

[haiaelleirda]

Oh golly it's not fake drunk anymore.. I really need to puke. :(

[haiaelleirda]

It's actually fun being fake drunk.. You can be as mean as you can, as honest as you can, as blunt as you can and they will understand.

[vintgejunkie]

I love drunk texting when I am sober lmao